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Nuh uh

someone fucking kill me

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Yay breakdown :3

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

☕️

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Nah, you aren't. This is avarage older sibling behavior. I am talking from experience.

LOOK WHAT I TAUGHT MY SISTERS TO DO!!

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YAAAAAY OVERDOSE :3

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You neither

IM UGLYYYY

nuh uh

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NUH UH

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

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Physics memes

Hey, what do you think I should use the egg tag for?

@im-a-simp898 @th3-r4t-48 @turquitheslimeplush @luciluck2046 @welp-me @kitbees @r0tt1ngbunn1ez

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Omg dancing cat :3

or this

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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Same pookie :3

There is another person in my head that uses my voice. I know this because it says things i wouldn't say.

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I was tasked with a job

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Well I don't really have stories that no one belives but I could start yapping about my elementary school teacher.

She was and is a bitch. I hope she dies a gruesome and painful, slow death and that she'll burn in the depts of hell for eternity.

I got several events with her.

1. I was in first grade. My pen broke. I told her about it, and she told me to write with a pencil. Some minutes later we had a writing test. As we were first grade, we were learning to write cursive. I worte with the pen everything perfectly. I got an I (the worst grade) BECAUSE I WROTE WITH A PENCIL.

2. I was in second grade. The teacher asked us to bring books about the most important writer of our country. I was the first one to give the book to her for her to read a poem or two. I was thirsty, so I got my water bottle and started drinking. She came to me, took the bottle, poured the content on me (specifically my head) then she gave my book back because I have no respect. I kept this secret but my parents found about this three weeks later and they told me that I should have told them. Because THE TEACHER SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED FOR THIS.

3. During the middle of second or third grade. The teacher made a sitting chart. Good students in the back rows (3&4) and bad ones in the front rows (1&2). She put me in the second row because she considered that talking without rising my hand was a very bad act. (I mean idk if she was right abt that tho feel free to tell me I am stupid)

4. The end of second or third grade. Our teacher was sharing "good kid diplomas" for each kid. When she got to my name, only for me, she asked the kids that GOT the diplomas if I deserved one. They said no. FIRST OF ALL, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING AN EXCEPTION ONLY FOR ME. SECOND, IS IT THAT BAD TO BE THE ONLY FUCKING KID THAT KNOWS THE ANSWER. THIRD, THIS IS A POSSIBLE SIGN OF ADHD, BUT SHE TREATED IT LIKE IT'S A FUCKING PROBLEM(but my parents too tho haha) FORTH, SHE BASICALLY WOULD PUT ME IN A BAD LIGHT A LOT, SO OFC THE KIDS SAID NO (along with my only friend, that's when I realized that I have a fake friend 🥲)

GO TO HELL MISS POP. GO TO FUCKING HELL. I DON'T LIKE YOU

*cough* Anyway @a-mess-of-a-crow

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In 7th grade I met a dude that talked about murder. One day me and this dude was hanging out and he started to talk about killing people how he would do it and such.

That when I napped outta that friendship

Later that year actually he was accused of being a gun to school

No one believed me when I told them what he was talking about

This dude goes to school literally 10 or 6 miles away from me

Also this happened after I wanted to learn more about true crime....

@slasher-jax

@batesmotelofficial

@zeroisreallygood

@oh-shit-i-spilled-my-genderfluid

@ anyone

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WHAT YOU LOOK GOOD WDYM "how am i cute" BROOOO HAVE SOME SELF ESTEEM OR I'LL PUSH IT DOWN YOUR THROAT MYSELF >:(

get one day old pictured. Peopee keep saying i look good. i tink they need their eyes fixed

BRO?!?!?! YOU NEEDA GET YOUR EYES FIXED IF YOU THINK YOU ARENT A CUTIE PATOOTIE!!!

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