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Percy Jackson and the Olympians episode 1 and 2 are available for streaming NOW!!!

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The absolute chokehold the percy jackson teaser has on all of us is insane 😭

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look, i didn’t want to be a half-blood

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i like that rick riordan saw hogwarts and made camp half blood the most depressing, grim location in any YA series ever. hogwarts has color-coded houses for personalities? we dress the kids in neon so we can find their fucking corpses easier

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i am so emotional over how serious percy sounds in “i didn’t want to be a half-blood” in my head i always heard it casually, snarky, kind of sarcastic but this is dire, this is a warning, this is a stop now and don’t be like me and i am feral over this

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a whole bunch of 15-23 year olds loosing their minds over how they get to watch a 12 year old nearly die for 5 seasons is really special to me.

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ever since 2019 when the pjo show was rumored, people have been saying “the second i hear the percy actor say ‘look, i didn’t want to be a half blood’ i’m going to lose my mind”. that moment is now kids and i am doing exactly that

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Rick Riordan was so right for starting the first PJO (a book for kids) the way he did because I remember being 12 reading the first chapter of the lightning thief and thinking ‘THIS IS THE COLLEST SHIT EVER’ my developing brain really didn’t understand shit of that disclaimer

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1. COMING SOON TO DISNEY+!!!!!!!

2. SINCE WHEN WAS IT COMING OUT IN 2024

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Ok but what are we gonna do in a few years when the Percy Jackson series is airing its final season and we have side by side images of a young Percy with his plain leather cord next to a noticeably older and wiser Percy with his completed camp neckace. Then what.

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percy: look–

me a grown ass 20+ year old:

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Me, watching a crowd of preteens dressed in the most atrocious of orange shirts, battling each other with deadly weapons and going on even deadlier quests:

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"Look-"

All of us:

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"But he's blond!"

Shut up. Shut the fuck up.

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If they don't play poker face by Lady gaga in the new lotus hotel scene there will be riots

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“ Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood. ”

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oh percy jackson we’re really in it now