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We bought Mountain Dew flavored lip balm and now we just keep saying, "Bro, I need some gamer fuel," and kissing each other.

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spot: see you in hell

race: are you asking me on a date? i accept

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Race, t-posing in the doorway: greetings, parental figure

Jack, not looking up from his coffee: good morning, problem child

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Jack: We’re not abducting you. Race: Can I get out? Crutchie: No. Race: Well, then it feels like an abduction.

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im not saying you cant enjoy minor background characters in newsies im saying that when people would rather focus on male characters with zero lines or personality before even considering focusing on a fully fleshed out female character its an issue

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Albert: Welcome to our YouTube video! Today we’re gonna be trying different hair products.

Race: *takes hairspray and sprays it into his mouth*

Race: Well, I can tell you right off the bat that this one isn’t very good.

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Jack Kelly says credit your artists or else

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imagine racetrack higgins leaving travel reviews to the different burroughs.

“got stabbed here. the boys were hot and the papes sold well and there were horses though so im definitely going back. 10/10″

“a small child in her underwear dropped a snake down my shirt. 9/10.”

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davey: but everything i don’t sell, you buy back, right?

jack:

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modern day newsbians!!

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please appreciate crutchie morris

“i’ll be sleepin’ in the streets!” “you already sleep in the streets” “in a wORSE NEIGHBORHOOD!”

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Broadway Crutchie: (is careful with their leg)

1992 Newsies Crutchy: (Treats their leg like a lactose-intolerant person treats milk)

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Newsies: Oh my god, Spot Conlon? King of Brooklyn? Will murder you in an instant? Very intimidating? Hates everyone?

Race: *has seen Spot trip over his own feet, take care of the littles when they’re sick, fix Race up after a soaking, cry, and tell Race he loves him*

Race: I’m sorry, are we talking about the same person??

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Katherine Plumber from Newsies says “LGBTQ+ rights!”

(Request by anon)

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albert: if you can do the fortnite default dance very aggressively as a duet then please date me amen race: 

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Reblog and put your zodiac sign, favorite Marvel movie, and favorite Newsies ship in the tags!

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you know

the leader of brooklyn