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tantrum

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Au where Technoblade is an assassin who has never left witnesses, never left evidence of his presence, all his kills seem to have just gotten smited by god or something, and his perfect streak gets absolutely destroyed by Tommy, who from sheer LUCK just manages to see Techno kill a guy at the dead of night in a house where there shouldn’t be anyone EXCEPT THE TARGET-

(Tommy was in the middle of robbing the house. Terrible timing. Terrible luck.)

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Ok i do have an angelduo au but its just Tommy praying to Kristin for an angel and thus Phil shows up much like that one lilo and stitch scene

Tommy, in crisis: oh my lady!! oh our mother!! send me an angel the kindest angel you have!! someone to be my friend :]

Phil:

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start here, caitlyn siehl // untitled, fortesa latifi // rien ne va plus, margarita karapanau (trans. karen emmerich) // black iris, leah raeder // the thorn merchant, yusuf komunyakaa // monster movie, nicola maye goldberg // a key to common lethal fungi, marge piercy // give me a god i can relate to, blythe baird // crimson peak, dir. guillermo del torro (2014) // the house of hades, rick riordan.

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tantrum

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the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)

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i saw this and was inspired to try my hand at making some vaguely disco elysium style skills for Locus

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✧ — dsmp!tommy fictive stimboard ; with crochet, yarn, and red slime

[for: anon]

🌹🌹🌹/🌹☁️🌹/🌹🌹🌹

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THE INNIT!!!

🍓 🍰 🍓 | 🍰 🍓 🍰 | 🍓 🍰 🍓

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SQEUALS IN INTROJECT

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PART OF THE QUOTE BOOK every now and then I just look at it and get all happy. like, yeah. thank you too, other me. Tommy solidarity

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE SONG IT MAKES ME FEEL EVERY HAPPY EMOTION EVER !!! I LOVE SHAPES AND COLORS the song 🌻

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◞ ◟) … c!clingy duo matching icons ; credit artist when using! 01. 02. 03.

★ > for: anon!

★ > ACCIDENTALLY DELWTED THE ASK BUT HERE U GO ANON!!! I HOPE U AND UR FRIEND ENJOY!!

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Tucker: why do the reds get Locus, green armor should be on blue team

Donut: It’s about the complimentary colors, Tucker! Like yellow armor on Blue team, green armor on Red team!

Doc: uh, technically I think yellow is complimentary to purple, and orange is complimentary to blue

Donut: Huh? Oh. Darn you might be right about that one, Doc

Tucker: Hah!

Donut: that means you’ll have to trade red team Wash for Grif then, Tucker

Tucker:

Tucker: you know what, you assholes can keep Locus i don’t even want him on blue team

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Grif: hey man you good? You look like you sensed a disturbance in the force or some shit

Locus: I’m fine. Just an uncanny feeling something frustrating happened

Simmons: what like an actual disturbance in the force

Locus: I did not say that

Grif: no but you thought it

Locus: >:[

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Carolina: Wash? You good??

Wash: yeah I just had the weirdest feeling Tucker is doing something stupid

Carolina: ?

Wash: yeah you’d think I’d be used to it

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I love it when the CEO is in stuff

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I do have a piece of writing advice, actually.

See, the first time I grew parsnips, I fucked it up good. I hadn't seen parsnips sprouting before, right, and in my eagerness I was keeping a close eye on the row. And every time I saw some intruding grass coming up, I twitched it right out, and went back to anticipating the germination of my parsnips.

But it turns out parsnips take a bit longer than anything else I'd ever grown to distinguish themselves visually. It's just the two little split leaves, almost identical to a newly seeded bit of kentucky bluegrass when they first come up, and they take a good bit to establish themselves and spread out flat before the main stem with its first distinctive scallopy leaf gets going.

I didn't get any parsnips, not that year, because I'd weeded them all out as soon as they showed their faces, with my 'ugh no that's grass' twitchy horticulture finger.

The next year, having in retrospect come to suspect what had happened, I left the row alone and didn't weed anything until all the sprouts coming up had all had a bit to set in and show their colors, and I've grown lots of parsnips since. They're kind of a slow crop, not a huge return, but I like them and watching them grow and digging them up, and their papery little seeds in the second year, if you don't harvest one either on purpose or because you misjudged the frost, so it's worth it.

Anyway, whenever I see someone stuck and struggling with their writing who's gotten into that frustration loop of typing a few words, rejecting them, backspacing, and starting again, I find myself thinking, you gotta stop weeding your parsnips, man.