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theyreinthewallsimsureofit

they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there

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when you look at aspen trees just know theyre looking back.

Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees

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literally:

whats wrong with me???? (my fixes-whats-wrong-with-me medications sits on the counter unopened)

"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

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i- i have no words

Helppppp 🚨

Made by @carlosplaining

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Listen, I have seen many a posts to the tune of "Hozier is a fae god!" Or "Florence is a fae god!" And I am here to tell you that neither of them are fae gods. Paramours, probably, maybe members of an Entourage, but gods? No.

You want to know who an actual fucking fae god is???

Kendrick Lamar.

The pettiness. The creativity. The persuasiveness. The accuracy. He had 110 million people across the nation today singing "a minooooor" like it was fucking nothing. This man has cast a thousand-year curse on Aubrey Graham's bloodline that cannot be undone through mortal means.

Now, THAT is some fae god level shit.

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christian horner and helmut marko can kick rocks barefoot

but babygirl deserves the world

for the record, i am a max verstappen NOT a red bull fan, fuck them

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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

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i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else

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i've said it once and i'll say it again

MAMMA MIA WALKED SO GNOMEO AND JULIET COULD RUN.

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no fr the like almost cute-ification of autism kills me. the same people who thought that tiktok trend of people stimming to songs was so cute are the people who bullied me in middle school because i was "weird"

I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

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have you considered<3

this is not a blank blog istg im just deeply deeply introverted