raccoonsandrangoons

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I just noticed your “a slut in theory but never in practice” quote and I gotta say, that’s beautiful. 😙🤌🏼

There’s a gif somewhere of Tom from Tom and Jerry bowing with roses being thrown at him. That’s how I feel right now.

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His hands can do wonders not in forging swords only

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born to marry him, forced to read fanfics about him

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I love this man

he is so sassy

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mentally, physically weak. boys blowing up my phone…they just ain’t you.

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'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

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oh boy when my fictional man hears about what you did you are all done for

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yesterday i was insane about that fictional man. today i am insane about that fictional man. tomorrow? take a wild guess brother

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light…

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You want to learn to write better dialogue? Become a bitch who has whole conversations and debates in her mind all the time and you'll become a natural.

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I miss her…

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Such a loser 🐊

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I hate when I’m watching the walking dead and Norman Reedus isn’t in the scene, like what’s even the point of watching then? I just want to stare at his pretty face and huge biceps all day

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I think a hug from him would cure me of all my ailments physically and mentally

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happy wednesday hoes