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Moot, are you ok, you reblogged this at least 11 times

being autistic is so crazy because like what do you mean i heard the city of chicago mentioned and now suddenly i’m vibrating so hard i’m clipping through the floors like a video game character saying “chicago? like the city fall out boy is from? that chicago? like hit song chicago is so two years ago off of fall out boy’s 2003 album take this to your grave? like that chicago?”

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hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

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Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.

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sucks so bad when a character you love is heavily infantilized. that is a grown man he knows what a cigarette is. intimately

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It’s best to give off a warped image of yourself online. Share contradictory pieces of information, post at inconsistent hours, express opposite extremes of your character, and so on and so on. 

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FUN. FUCKING. BUG. FRIDAY.

STARRY EYED MANTISFLY!

such beautiful eyes for a beautiful critter

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completely lirious and ranged. absolutely lusional. not only mented but fective, too. engaging in praved behavior. a real generate

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do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

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I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared

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I love folklore so much because depending on the location and era it comes from it's either the most terrifying concept or the dumbest thing you've ever heard

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The State department has changed LGBTQ to LGB.

If you claim to care about trans people now is a good time to show genuine ally ship.