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There's just smth about her single word responses to nice and somewhat lengthy messages that kills me
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thanks.
i've had enough. i've eliminated the base, their personnel, and their methods of keeping me under their control.
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i've had enough. i've eliminated the base, their personnel, and their methods of keeping me under their control.
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they should breed
I’ve learned over the years that the chode bananas don’t set off any allergic sensitivity in my mouth and they can also stay ripe for days and days even sometimes after the peel looks blackened, there’s just no reason to buy the regular non chode bananas. chode bananas.
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One whole minute of a deaf Kitty getting excited that her owner is home
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This tweet is a winner, hands down. I was thoroughly amused.
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go ahead. not sure if i really have anything to ask though.
It took me a while to figure out making friends, but I definitely agree it makes things a lot easier.
Okay, I'm gonna ask one more question and then if you want, you can ask me three.
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no boyfriend no girlfriend no money no prospects but at least i got all these images on my cell phone
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you're fine. i'm bored anyways.
hard to say. i can learn a lot of things instantly nowadays.
maybe how to make friends. would make networking and. other things. a lot easier.
That actually is incredible advice.
Tell me if the questions get annoying I'm just feeling chatty tonight
Uhhhhh. If you could learn any skill instantly, what would it be? Bonus points for why.
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hey. yeah, i don't think we've met.
'you can throw the grenades back,' probably.
@rabiiid hey there! I'm Kris. I don't think we've actually met but also nice to meet you.
What's the best piece of advice you've ever been given?
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Customer: NO HATING DMV: NO HATING Verdict: DENIED
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