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points and laughs at my mutuals getting famous posts while i remain safe in my relative obscurity

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Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

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HOW AM I JUST NOW LEARNING that there's a 90s cartoon about a crossdressing vigilante hunting down zombies who looks like THIS:

with the goons in question being led by a little kid who uses 'YOU FOOLS' in every other sentence named JOSE VON REICHTER.

JOSE

VON

GODDAMN

REICHTER

who looks like THIS:

AND the animation of FLIPPIN' Trigger!?

Was ANYONE going to tell me??

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Today's children don't know what it was like when half of your photographs would turn out with demonically glowing red eyes.

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NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

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Y'know when you're doing a quick painting study and get all swept up in the moment 😅 I didn't know this would turn out so hyper-realistic, I'm suddenly nervous about AI accusations for the first time in my art journey (fuck AI, to be clear)

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Oh you are sooo good at taking mommy's luggage. You are so cute in your little bellhop suit, carrying my bags even though I filled them with cinderblocks and it probably hurts to carry them :) Now if you respond to the ringing of my bell promptly and eagerly and park mommy's BMW safely, she might just give you a nice tip <3

#bellhop #bellhopfantasy #thedarkhotel

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[gets down on on knee] oppa…marriage style?

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"imagine them in their underwear" is weird sanitised advice for people who think the most debased thing someone can be is naked, but not so naked that they're morally discomforting. what you have to do, if you want stage presence, is imagine them as your soulless undead army

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If you write stuff like this you deserved to be attacked on sight.

‘Woke fillings’ should land you with a 18 month ban from electronic devices.

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the true millennial / gen x generation divide is if when you're showing someone photos on your phone they try to fucking GRAB it and swipe through your photos themselves

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White bees!!

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Who that man