xavier. he/him. 24. assigned seth gordon thinker at birth. follows back from dearisputnik.
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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny
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seth gordon is the asshole you put up with in college group projects that you realize is really funny but you can't laugh on principle
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honestly speaking life is all about spending 4 hours meticulously creating the entire gordon family on the sims including the deadbeat father you'll be trapping in a pool with no ladder soon enough
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i think they just need to nap together
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— Mary Oliver, from The Gardener (via lunamonchtuna)
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i read all for the game in 2016 and all i got was ptsd and kevjean canon in 2024
#tsc spoilers#not sure if this is real life or a prozac induced dream#jean: kevin day they are the ones who put you down cause they got no heart but i'm the one who will follow you you're my joan of arc#i need to be put down like an old dog#they're harrow and gideon but more evil#my beloveds forever and ever and ever and ever
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“I am not a tiger I am a Lion in a Cage” dysphoria, dysmorphia, and the concept of “passing” or “presenting”
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kevin: if you were a sandworm i would ride you across the desert
seth: what the fuck does that mean
kevin day would be a die hard dune fan because reading the books would be his first religious experience and seth gordon (born catholic) would wake up at 2 am after hearing kevin talk endlessly about god emperor of dune saying "kevin i don't want to turn into a sandworm"
#the history major to dune fan pipeline fanclub (2 members)#<- me and kevi#he'd try to explain what makes dune so fascinating to him and seth would be stuck on the turning yourself into a worm thing#seth asking once again what happens to leto atreides ii and all kevin replies is the beautiful light of islam#modern romance#kevseth
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kevin day would be a die hard dune fan because reading the books would be his first religious experience and seth gordon (born catholic) would wake up at 2 am after hearing kevin talk endlessly about god emperor of dune saying "kevin i don't want to turn into a sandworm"
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good afternoon and friendly reminder that seth could. he was a tenor
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