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omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

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OK SO I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN THE RAIN AT 2AM AND I SAW AN ANIMAL RUNNING DOWN THE ROAD AND SO I GRABBED IT AND

IT WAS THIS

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vinny is an ipad baby but for like cups

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You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

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Best Marina lines

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I could write fromsoft item descriptions. Im great at saying weird vague bullshit and then not elaborating

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say his name three times!

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Some extra content of the birthday post

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evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me

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bro my dad “went to dinner” at my favorite mexican restaraunt and said he’d bring me home a burrito and it’s fucking 9pm

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welcome to my berserk/friends crossover joke

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Uhhh might have wandered into a videogame level

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why a hippo. why is it there. i made up my own reasons

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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pathetic affirmations (button sets, part 2) by Claire Thompson

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totally normal and not deranged thing to say