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"Viktor, your hair looks just like starlight!" cit.
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‘do you want cheese?’ stupid fuckin question. yes i do.
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whatever our souls are made of, you and me are going to end up stuck in the same ice hole
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Hugely curious about the stats of this. I'm testing a theory. Elaborate in the tags if you please.
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#ive never tested positive nor exhibited any symptoms#ive probably only had it very very mildly#queue
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Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.
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im still reading about redditors's worst concert experiences and im losing it at this guy who has accidentally seen buckcherry 5 times because they either opened for the act he wanted to see or replaced an act. and now every time he goes to a concert he's scared theyll be there again
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we’ve started regularly saying “Goose is on his wall”
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hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk
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