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thinking about the time this summer when elon musk recommended everyone read the iliad (specifically the penguin classics edition as an audiobook at 1.25x speed) and really can't stop laughing about it because 1. there are few people on this earth who could miss the point of the iliad quite as hard as this guy 2. the edition he linked to is a shitass translation from 1946 3. the book he linked was actually an audiobook of the odyssey

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(getting los angeles and louisiana mixed up after cursory google) LA baby. the stars are out. you got shrimps in da bayou. (thinking about the sopranos) bada bing bada boom

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i love listening to MUSIC!!!!!! and imagining things happening

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Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.

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Adggaghsfhs?

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Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio

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”How come you’ve never seen the Amazon rainforest if you’re from Brazil?” big country

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one time my sister and i were talking to my uncle about the xmen and were calling them all by their first names and my uncle said “when i was your age we weren’t on first name basis with these heroes. if you wanted to address them, it was MISTER wolverine.” and i think about that a lot

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Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.

Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.

I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅

Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.

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🍽️ Dead Plate 1st Anniversary Merch Bundle is now available to pre-order until January 4th! 💔

Dine in and order any of these three items: - Dead Plate Art book - La Guele de Saturne apron - Rody-themed Carnivore tee Every order not only support us creators, if we reach total of 5000 items sold, we'll share a grand sneak peek of our next upcoming game!!

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i drunkenly scheduled a friendly brawl with an acquaintance of mine and we both completely forgot about it. that is until we were sitting next to each other in class and both of us get google calendar alert that reads VIOLENCE AGAINST LEW i about lost my fucking mind. what do you mean violence against me.

and then i fucking remembered i completely shitfaced told him to send me an invite to the brawl and even more that i insisted to type something into the notes of the meeting to make it look "less worse" and he opens the invite and it just says PREMEDITATED. most sinister calendar event ever created i laughed so hard i cried

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joints will see you taking a step & be like "i bet i could improve on this with my Cool New Trick." & theyre wrong

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When I tell you I was pissing my pants laughing at this.

“This wallpaper is so cute, we could live here” ME IN A NUTSHELL I have ADHD (I’m medicated for it) but when I’m off it this is me 😭

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Ok so… there’s this thing called listening to music and me and my girls well… we’ve gone pro