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There is, it's called P Town and it's full of beautiful faggots
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The switch from Daylight Saving Time to Standard Time which will take away my glorious hour of daylight in the afternoon and give it to the early morning is just another example of how Morning People are an oppressive class in modern society
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I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.
If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.
If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we’d never come up with those ears.
If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn’t know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.
We wouldn’t know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.
My point here is that we don’t know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they’d been all around us the whole time.
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devastating news for the discourse poster: “media literacy” in the modern age includes the ability to identify which posts are bait
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does anyone else's android phone keep trying to persuade them to send a big scary crying cyclops with every text
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if they really wanted us to make it. cranberry ginger ale would be available all year round. quite literally enhanced potion of regeneration. you’ve never BEEN sick. you’ve never been queasy. cranberry ginger ale is here for you friend.
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