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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
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Tim: Why are any of us here, really?
Jason, in his safehouse, at 3 am: I'm asking about you, specifically.
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If they were transformers what vehicle would they be
Dick: a clown car
Jason: a freight train
Tim: the Batmobile he embezzled
Damian: a horse-drawn carriage
Duke: a Mars rover
Cullen: a go-kart
Stephanie: a speedboat
Cassandra: a UFO
Barbara: a submarine
Harper: an 18-wheeler
Carrie: an ice cream truck
Kate: a bulldozer
Helena: a helicopter
Luke: a fighter jet
Bette: an ATV
Alfred: a coach bus
Selina: a limousine
Bruce: a suburban dad van
BONUS – the Joker: a Tesla cybertruck
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Mob!AU Tim, in where he is reminiscing about his childhood dreams and how silly they were (if only he knew).
Tim is not usually the one to get his hands dirty, but sometimes both Darla and Bernard are busy so it is up to him to finish the “work”. Don’t worry the man is ok… or he will be, as soon as his family pay for their transgression against the Aquistas.
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I literally made a new sideblog to make this post
As a Romani speaker, it will never not be funny to me that Dick and Kori were together, given that Kori is the Romani word for Dick.
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Batfamily Game Night
Bruce: *grabs Tim by the arm* Alright, everyone partner up.
Bruce, whispering: If we lose, you're out of the will.
Tim: I was in the will??
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You are beautiful in your own, warped little way!
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jinx: *makes an ableist joke towards viktor*
viktor: *immediately deadnames her*
they deserved more time together lmfao
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havent been able todraw much without my meds but how wefeelin abt the new season of arcane so far . .
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My experience in watching arcane season two
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I know in this universe Dick hasn't lost a Robin to really turn him into overprotective-big brother but it's still such a no brainer for him to prioritize their safety over the 'mission'.
(Gotham Adventures 010)
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There are two kinds of people, separated by the way they dealing with heart shuttering break up:
They becoming sad alcoholic hobo with no sense of personal hygiene...
2. ...or career overachiver.
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