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Landlords really don’t be giving a shit. Electric chair. Now.
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I’m just a stupid dumb gay boy. these are pictures of me, one of which is from before q*urentine. ahh yes those were the days. i’m bored as fuck this is why i’m posting. so hey, how’s it going? wanna chat? wanna be pals? what’s your fave music or movie or whatever. ok bye.
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Feeling tired but not wanting to go to sleep because you don’t want to miss the little time you have at home to relax from work although you are too tired to do anything else is a hopeless feeling.
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me typing
yikes
random capitals for Emphasis
double,, comma
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unnecessary… elipses
ing but spelled ign
switching to all caps in the midDLE OF A WORD
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‘you’ and ‘u’ in the same sentence
five (5)
y’all
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grammar is either horrible or perfect flip a coin
no periods at the end
:’’’’’’))))))))))))
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I’m too gay for my own good
I just think Julien Baker is so attractive and I’m a useless gay. On the bright side my pal and I are gonna go see boygenius in November 😭
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My ten year old sister just walked into my room and said “Moira, imagine a creature: top half goat bottom half goat. It’s a goat.”
#funny#done#wtf?#why#siblings#my sister is so...#why is she like this#im dying#the world is not ready for her
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Make Some Pocket Extenders for Your Pants
So I don’t know about you, but I’m often frustrated by the ridiculous smallness of girls’ pockets. At a bare minimum, I need to be able to shove my cellphone in there - come on, pants companies! So what I started doing was making myself pocket extenders. I’ve done this several times, for pants and shorts. It’s great.
I just got this pair of jeans, so I thought I’d show you how to do it. I kind of feel like it just hasn’t occurred to some of you that this is an option, so maybe now it will. All you need is your pants, some fabric (I just took a random piece from a scrap bin), a needle, and some thread (thread doesn’t even need to match the fabric since literally no one will see it).
See? Ridiculous. Like, half a cellphone, or only 2.5″. Useless.
So turn those inside out to expose the pockets.
Figure out how big you want your pockets to actually be. I kinda go by whatever looks like might be right. I didn’t really measure them. Fold the fabric in half, so you have a pocket, and then fold it in half again so you can have two equal ones.
Try to get the edges to line up enough, pin it in place, then sew up the sides! Are your stitches crazy uneven and wonky looking? Doesn’t matter; nobody’s going to see it. These are in the inside of your pants. The only thing that matters is that it holds up. So I double-did the corners, since those tend to get the most stress.
Cut open the bottom of the existing pockets.
Pin it in place, then sew around, joining the new pocket to the old pocket. I did this by keeping my hand on the inside, so I wouldn’t accidentally sew through the other side. Again, I reinforced the corners, and didn’t worry about what it actually looks like. Then I turned it in side out to make sure the inside was all joined properly.
Yay all done! And the pockets are so much bigger now!
Whaaaat I can fit my entire phone and entire hand and probably something else now, are girls’ pockets even allowed to do that?! Heck yeah they are.
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*lighting candles and praying to our demonic lord shane madej* dont kill the corn dont kill the corn dont kill the corn dont ki
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peter kavinsky and steve harrington have the same energy
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