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it's amazing how you can tell which team won the splatfest by which of the newscasters chumblr wants to kill in an alleyway at 3:57 in the morning.

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FOR THE LOVE OF COD. DO NOTTTT ENTER THE DEEPSEA METRO!!! I’M NOT FUCKING KIDDING!!!!!

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dude where ARE you

the creature

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no way in shell am i paying 20000G for squid racer 3. 'tis a pirate's life for me, me hearties

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everyone i've met that's admitted to eating power eggs at least once has given a wide range of different answers of what they taste like, so i want to see if we can come to a consensus here out of what i've most commonly heard

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why is there such a heated debate over a fucking cube with legs. you people are insane

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roger

hey uhh,,, does anybody on here recognize this snail i found? it's definitely not wild but also there's no tag on it so...

i've been keeping it at my place all day to watch over it. really active and curious, gets super attached to people,,, like. literally, i can't get this thing off my arm and the slime's bothering me. please help.

anyway if this is your pet please let me know asap. it ate the entire bag of snail food my mom bought for it when neither of us were looking and that stuff's expensive...

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is it just me or does chumblr look a little different today. I swear it looked different. did it like, update? eh whatever.

anyways happy day of Transgender visibility!!!

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you see this is why I just turn off auto updates

shellsite update: i don't like this

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the toni kensa phishing scam posts are back

if you see one of these posts or were @'d in one, don't spread it around and don't click any of the links in it. if someone you follow posted this and you can contact them outside of chumblr make sure you let them know their account was broken into so they can reset their passwords

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🐻 STOP GETTING IMPREGNATED BY THE SALMONIDS, GRIZZCO'S STILL NOT OFFERING MATERNITY LEAVE

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felt like stirring the pot tonight

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my back hurts

also, has anyone seen kato recently?

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((ooc: how things are going rn in the discord rp))

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Inside the weapons shop, Ray grabbed onto the nearest object: A shelf full of splattershots, which promptly fell on him.

OW!

Kato! Could use some help here!

...

Kato?

as the tides of salmonids quell, the crimson sky does not fade. it is not over.

the ground begins to rumble, and the sea begins to swell, rapid waves worse than they've ever been.

and then the sun goes dark.

and there is nothing but screams.