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She doesn’t appreciate not being the center of attention
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hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine
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Thor Odinson: God of Thunder and Feminist Icon
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given the facts that 81% of 10 yr-old girls are afraid of becoming fat and young girls report being more afraid of becoming fat than of getting cancer or experiencing nuclear war, i think we can abandon the idea that public anti-obesity campaigns are actually about promoting health
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me: *just chilin*
brain: hey guess what
me: what
brain: sudden overwhelming sadness, that's what
me:
me, softly: come on, man
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Easy Dhikr For Forgiveness Of Major Sins
قال رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم : من قال أستغفر الله العظيم الذى لا إله إلا هو الحى القيوم وأتوب إليه غفر له وإن كان فر من الزحف.
The Messenger of Allāh ﷺ said: “Whoever says:
‘Astaghfirullaah al-‘Aẓeem Alladhee Laa Ilaaha Illaa Huwa al-Ḥayyu al-Qayyoomu Wa Atoobu Ilaih’
(I ask Allāh’s Forgiveness, the Almighty, the One besides whom there is none worthy of wroship, He is Ever-Living, the Eternal and I repent to Him)
He will be forgiven even if he fled from the compulsory battlefield (a major sin).”
�� [رواه أبو داود والترمذي ، صححه الألباني]
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I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `��You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money.
“A scam” people are fucking wild.
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He took a breath. “I wan’t you to stay. I wan’t you to … I wan’t you.”
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Kitten thinks she is a dog after being raised by a Husky.
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It’s always you.
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
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القرآن حجة لك أو عليك
The Qurʾān is a proof for you or against you..
If you act in accordance with it, it is a proof for you. If you turn away from it, it is a proof against you.
— Shaykh Ibn ʿUthaymīn (رحمه الله) in his explanation of Imām an-Nawawī’s 40 aḥadīth.
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Best thing I've read today:
“If a person falls into the same sin a hundred times or a thousand times — or even more, and he repents after each time, his repentance will be accepted and his sins nullified. Even if he was to repent after *all* his sins just one time, his repentance would still be sound.”
[ Imām an-Nawawī (raḥimhu Allāh), in: شرح النووي على مسلم ٧٥/١٧]
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