quotes I've gathered from friends, family, coworkers YouTubers, TikTok, podcasts etc...
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"It’s like the boner tissue that fills up with blood lol"
#quotes to live by#life quote#quote#quotes#just a science lesson i suppose#i only remember some of the context /:
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"im not IN on the gnomes, okay? if you wanna fuck the gnomes on your own time then fuck the gnomes, but im not IN on the gnomes"
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"Rats with spoons trigger me"
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"SHUT UP YOU 2012 FANFIC"
#quotes to live by#this goes with the sir mix a lot quote#if i ever posted that one#fanfic#fanfiction#ao3#is this an insult?
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"I'm clenched because I knew you would smack"
#quotes to live by#this is actually so funny#we smack ass in our friendships#best friends#friendship#quotes#life quote#quoteoftheday
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"Awah" pause, "I think I got pickle Juice in my eye"
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"I like boys who look like girls"
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"I diagnose you with dead"
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"he looks like he's wearing cupcake assless chaps"
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"I didn't bully you, I momed you, there's a difference"
#quotes to live by#this is one from high school#whos surprised that the next year she got pregnant and IS a mom now (:#quote#life quote#words#letters#lit
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"she just pooped in mid-air!"
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"It's like getting krunk but without the good alcohol"
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"i didn't wanna yell curse outside your house"
#quotes to live by#the fact that this was said to me like 6 uears ago#like#the person who said this to me is transphobic now#and a military wife#like what
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"is rp not religion?"
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"this mcdonalds is me, seemingly fine, but something is going wrong always"
#quotes to live by#ive had many cursed mcdads visits this was one of them#too bad the people im with jow kake ke violently uncomfortable#well accept one#but whatever
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