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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

Mark Twain

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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Mark Twain

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Get a shot off fast, this upsets him long enough to make your second shot perfect.

Lazarus Long

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He who cannot lie, knows not what truth is.

Nietzche

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Proud parent of a drug addicted, tattooed, pierced sexual deviant.

Anon

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Minds are like parachutes, they only function when opened.

Anon

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The definition of Irish diplomacy; telling a man to go to Hell so that he actually looks forwards to the trip.

Anon

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Always remember, you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Anon

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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Anon

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If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?

Anon

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Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

Anon

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The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Anon

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When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane, going the wrong way.

Anon

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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

Anon

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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Anon

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The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

Anon