quixiote
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quixiote · 2 years ago
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the jump from aoba to towa has been a trip
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quixiote · 6 years ago
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Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.
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quixiote · 6 years ago
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have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?
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quixiote · 6 years ago
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honestly the funniest thing about the lord of the rings is how gandalf is literally a minor god sent to middle-earth by The Big Man Himself and yet literally nobody apart from the elves seems to recognise this or take him seriously
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quixiote · 6 years ago
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some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes
I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
I have been through hell and come out singing
feel free to add more!
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quixiote · 6 years ago
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you know who’s annoyingly good at this?? stephanie beatriz. (©brooklyn 99 fb)
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quixiote · 6 years ago
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Nathan Chen winning his 6th Grand Prix title in a row, then going back to Yale and taking a Spanish final the very next day is the definition of a power move
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quixiote · 6 years ago
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reblog this to give every trans kid strength for the holidays
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quixiote · 6 years ago
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yo treasure planet was literally the best 2d disney film ever made like the setting? the colors? the flawless transition? the gorgeous world building? the three dimensional characters? a main character who’s never pressured to get into anything remotely close to romance? complex relationships? an antagonist who has layers to his character? the soundtrack? i could go the FUCK on,
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quixiote · 6 years ago
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Happy Birthday Lan JingYi!!! 
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quixiote · 6 years ago
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JINGYEET DAY!
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quixiote · 6 years ago
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“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”
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10/10 can relate.
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quixiote · 6 years ago
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This was George. He was a 9 year old Jack Russell who lived in the small town of Manaia, New Zealand. On April 29, 2007 he jumped into a losing fight with two Pit Bulls to protect two young children. According to witnesses he fought as hard as he could, but he never stood a chance and was severely mauled as the children were pulled to safety. George died from his wounds that afternoon at the vet.
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quixiote · 6 years ago
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Mo Dao Zu Shi: Lan JingYi
This excitable, relatable™ un-Lan Lan grew on me like a tumour.
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quixiote · 6 years ago
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Me when I see ankles on tumblr after December 17th
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quixiote · 6 years ago
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This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr
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