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Q? That’s a nickname I actually haven’t heard before.
Shut up, Q.
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I don’t think we’ll want to know.
I guess we’ll never know.
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I’ll be your wingman.
Yes, that sounds amazing to me. I need a little rebound action in my life.
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You’re drunk Eros. We’re going to go home, so lets go and get you to come home okay?
I’m not drunk! I have composure when it comes to this. Come out and get me and come celebrate.
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I really want some dogs, lets be dog people.
Oh definitely! Maybe even before then. In one year I got three dogs, you can easily beat that.
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Alright guys, I should go to bed <3 I love you all and I’ll ttyt ^_^
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I don’t know If I would enjoy it or not, I’ve just never seen it. Which Is actually kind of sasd.
You know what? You just might be. It’s not for everyone though, I’m surprised I even enjoyed it as much as I did.
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Yeah I guess that’s a good point, I live with my bestfriend so i don’t really have to worry all that much.
But if I lost my job, I think my boyfriend would not only kick my ass, but kick my ass out of the apartment and I kind of enjoy having a place to call home at night.
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“Don’t forget the floors”
“Why stop there when we can also put butter on all of the doorknobs?”
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I want to start a dog collection, do you think I can be up to twenty by the time I’m forty?
I think I’m proud at least for now while I start my collections of dogs and become a dog lady.
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See, you should have done it! Life is all about taking some risks as they say.
Extra sugar would have been too noticeable. She would never have tasted the spit. I so could have gotten away with it.
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You could’ve spit in their coffee, still classy in my opinion at least you didn’t pour extra sugar into it or anything.
Dealing with rude customers turns out to be extremely difficult when you have such little patience for anything. I wanted to spit in her coffee but I had to keep it classy.
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“I also think we should do something about those leaky faucets by making them even more leaky?”
“Yes! This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship and i’m feeling it.”
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I think that’s up to you, only you can decide that love you know?
I’m really debating though, if is it something I should be proud of or not. I haven’t made up my mind yet.
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Well, hey at least someone thinks your ass is great?
That’s what I’d meant, not the actual anal part.
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“Don’t say bottom right now, that just makes it worse...just...okay so um,how did you...how was your meal last night?”
“Well, glad to know I may have just showered in shit. Oh, well. I’m sure they’ll get to the bottom of it soon.”
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