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#I don’t think any of my followers are real on this app#but if you are real#support my friend#art commisions
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I had a professor in college who used to start solving every problem with the same dialogue.
Proff: What’s the first step to solving any problem? Class: Don’t panic. Proff: And why is that? Class: Because we know more than we think we do.
I think about that a lot tbh. It didn’t occur to me until much later that he meant for us to apply that dialogue outside of the classroom to any problem. Because we always know more than we think we do. We are all an amalgam of random information that ends up being relevant with surprising frequency.
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if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of
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What she texts: I’m finw
What she means: I’m fine
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Zac Oyama: My character is probably going to die. Does he discern anything of this world in his last moments?
Brennan: Yes. There is no god. Roll a death saving throw.
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what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
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A commission for @caitymschmidt of her characters Finn and Jac! Check her out, she’s writing an awesome fantasy series called “The Wanderer’s War”, and the characters are prettttty damn cool
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Me: “So I’m really into history.”
Bro: “Oh me too! I can’t believe a girl is into history like I am. Who’s your favorite Roman emperor?”
Me, automatically, transforming into an NPC with idle dialogue: “The Funnelbeaker Culture grew wheat, millet, and barley using ard ploughs to dig shallow scratches into the topsoil, and ard ploughs and other simple scratch ploughs or spike ploughs would remain standard in northern Europe until the invention of the mouldboard in the early Middle Ages; most of the stones used in the construction of Scandinavian megaliths, including the stone ship cemeteries from the Viking Age, bear ard scratches, indicating that they were picked out of field middens. And that’s all very interesting, but the domestication of bees dates all the way back to the Neolithic, and–”
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Knock Down The House, 2019 (dir. Rachel Lears)
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i’m simple….this is my fav character dynamic
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Lil Caesars employee: PIZZA PIZZA Me: is it good? Lil Caesars employee: it’s hot and it’s ready Me: is it good? Lil Caesars employee: it’s HOT and it’s READY Me: is it good? Lil Caesars employee: (weeping softly) no
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