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i'm old enough to remember when dnp censored the word "phan" in their comments and now we have everything from the pheel to the phouse to the phiddies
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so the bottom line of the second date everything video is that phil wants to date everything that moves and dan has a very very discerning taste which... makes a lot of sense for a person dating phil lester
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i've been getting a very strong feeling that i want to reread the twilight series
#personal#idk why#nostalgia?#want to reread it in the context of all my research into the lds church and it's influence on american culture?#trying to reconnect with my long lost heterosexuality?#who the fuck knows
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How does one reckon with the knowledge that your kid is bound to experience pain and suffering in their lives, one way or another.
#personal#parents tell me how you live with the knowledge#that your kid will feel the entire spectrum of human emotion?
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my daughter is learning to crawl but still hasn't really figured it out yet, however somehow she transports herself with the speed of light every time i look away
what is this witchcraft
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"no stresso, no stresso, no need to be depresso" is just playing in my brain on a loop
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I need elaboration on why they're richer than you thought please -sincerely an ignorant america
because i googled how much the place we lived in costs and extrapolated on how much their place must be
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I was also at the Chelsea flower show! Did not get to see Phil in a flowery shirt though. Lots of ladies with fancy hats though
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my main take aways from visiting the uk:
ribena is pretty great
they really like their oaks
everyone smokes
dan and phil are so much richer than i thought
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i would like to profess my undying love to my housecleaner marta for all she does for us
#truly one of my favorite people in the world#baby food stains on the walls?#gone#dog hair everywhere?#also gone#best investment i've ever made#and i realize being able to hire someone to come in twice a month is definitely a priviledge#but i am prepared to sacrifice literally everything else but to keep her#eating out? no thank you#skincare/make up? nope#vacations? not in this house#clothing? i'll take the goodwill bins thank you#but if i am able to get someone else to clean my shower#i'm doing it#so many marriages could be saved#and so many brain cells preserved
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i know we're all pre-occupied with the post TIT glow, but I just want to talk about something non TIT related.
i am lucky enough to have an amazing mother. i have never in my life doubted that my mom loves me. but ever since becoming a mother, i can't stop thinking about how much she must love me. it makes me so emotional, i can't help but appreciate her so so much more knowing what kind of feelings she must feel toward us, knowing just how much we mean to her, because my daughter is truly the light of my life.
if my daughter grows up to love and appreciate me a quarter of how much I love my mom, i will feel like i have succeeded in life
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this is the most heartwarming phan twitter video ever
#phan#usually i cringe quite a lot while watching those#not my fave usually#but this one?#was so soft
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"Combining two of my favorite things: Dan and the Buffy-verse"
-- Phil Lester, 2025
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i'm not gonna watch the livestream myself but y'all better let me know what shenanigans happen in the afterparty
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Growing up is actually just enjoying the exact same things you enjoyed at 14 years old, but in a more gay way
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