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@account-name OMG OMG OMG LOOK‼️ THIS GUY IS BACK

If anyone's still tuned in, here's some Phone Lore™ that (I think?) I haven't explained yet

Phoney Origins and Genetics:

Way way back in the 1950s, secret government employees, as part of the MK ultra experiments, decided to give one of their smartest test subjects a huge research grant to see what she did with it.

What she decided to do was genetically engineer people to have functioning phone heads.

Now, dont ask how, and don't ask why, but with a fusion of mechanics, iron-rich diets, genetic engineering, and bug DNA (for the molting, chitinous exo-skulls) she achieved her goal.

Of course, MK Ultra only lasted so long, and the phonies had to go somewhere once they closed up shop. Fortunately, someone on the decision board that day said "hey guys, if I commit any more major human rights violations today, I'm gonna be really grumpy at dinner, and the wife will be mad at me all day tomorrow, and tomorrow's Saturday, so I can't avoid her." And everyone else kinda agreed, so they slapped some documents on the phonies and dumped them in nearby towns.

The phone-head genes are somewhat dominant, and have lead to multiple generations of phones, even when children are born to one phone and one flesh parent. These children aren't always purely one of the other, though. about 50% of the time they'll be born with both flesh and phone features, most often taking the form of normative flesh-heads with handsets and/or dials. 30% are fully phone-headed, or very nearly full phone-head. 20% Are fully flesh-headed.

Of course, those figures come from children with one parent with zero flesh-head ancestry, and one with zero phone-head ancestry. These odds change if previous generations must be taken into account.

As for where Scotty here stands, he's not a first-gen phone. That's all I'll say, because that's all I've decided so far.

ALSO! Sorry this blog has been so dead! My hyperfix has been on other phones as of late. I'd like to answer some stuff sitting in the inbox soon, however, and don't hesitate to send new asks.

and, if you're interested, I've got a lot of DT/DSaF phone stuff on my main. just sayin...

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Old vs New Madpat drawings:3

June/July

November

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ONE OF MY FAVORITE ARTISTS REBLOGGIHG ONE OF MY POSTS WAS NOT ON MY 2024 BINGO CARD OH MY GOD?????

got my dreamtheory sticker from @redd-byrd today!!!!!!

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I want to take a heaping batch of #nestor issans and spread it all over me like I’m that peanut butter baby. You know the one.

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hello all 3 members of the fnaf the musical fandom

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@ominous-signs This count?

source: https://www.reddit.com/r/boulder/comments/1gw3lig/cops_searching_for_vigilante_who_installed_nsfw/

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Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

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I love this fictional man more than some people love their actual partners

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i think i’ve talked about this before but when it comes to main f/os does anyone else feel like they didn’t even really get a choice. people ask me why i like the character and im like I DONT KNOW ONE DAY I JUST FOUND MYSELF INEXPLICABLY SOULBOUND TO THEM DUE TO MEANS BEYOND MY UNDERSTANDING . it was not a conscious decision. bro picked me

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If you have a f/o with scars or other 'imperfections'..

imagine taking time to let them know how much you love them! Let them know any scars or imperfections they're insecure about doesn't change your love for them

It's their body, and you love them unconditionally, the parts they see as imperfect are perfect to you❤

Pro/comship DNI!! This isn't for u >:(

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Reblog if you’re ok with receiving random letters from your f/o(s) via anon messages!

That way other self-shippers will know that you’re ok with it and won’t have to awkwardly wonder “is this creepy or will they enjoy it?” :’D

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imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

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how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

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This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

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DETAILS ABOUT OCS !

send an emoji/description of emoji to learn more about a writer's oc! many of these are taken from my munday asks meme, because i thought it would be fun to make a version for characters too! the prompts are categorized by emoji type and given descriptions in case anyone can't see the symbols. can be used for roleplayers and any general writers alike! for roleplayers, these can also be used for your interpretations of canon characters if you so desire as well!

𝐎𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐒. 💭 THOUGHT BALLOON �� what is your oc's MBTI, enneagram, and/or other personality aspects (if known/interested in)? 🚗 CAR — does your oc have a driver's license? can they drive/operate any automobiles/machinery besides cars? ✈️ AIRPLANE — does your oc like traveling, or do they consider themselves a more homey person? 🎮 VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER — what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies? 💍 RING — does your oc have any piercings? do they want any (more) piercings? 🖊️ BALLPOINT PEN — does your oc have any tattoos? do they want any (more) tattoos? 📚 BOOKS — what level of education has your oc most recently completed/is currently in (GED, undergraduate, grad school, phd, etc)? 🎻 VIOLIN — does your oc play any instruments? what is their skill level (beginner/intermediate/advanced/virtuoso/etc)? 🩹 ADHESIVE BANDAGE — does your oc have any physical and/or mental disabilities? 🩸 DROP OF BLOOD — what is your oc's blood type?

𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐒. 🎶 MUSICAL NOTES — what type of music does your oc like? do they listen to music very often? 💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know. 💤 SLEEPING SIGN — is your oc a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? how are their sleeping habits? 🔱 TRIDENT EMBLEM — can your oc swim? do they enjoy swimming? 🔺 RED TRIANGLE POINTED UP — does your oc know how to use any weapons? 🔶 LARGE ORANGE DIAMOND — does your oc know cpr? do they have any other medical expertise? 🚫 PROHIBITED — does your oc drink/smoke? do they do it regularly, or is it more on occasion or for special events?

𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄. 🌈 RAINBOW ��� what is your oc's sexual orientation/gender identity? what pronouns do they use? 🎄 CHRISTMAS TREE — what is your oc's favorite holiday? 🐶 DOG FACE — does your oc have any pets? 🐈 CAT — does your oc prefer a wide circle of friends or a few close friends? 🐷 PIG FACE — what is your oc's favorite animal? 🐉 DRAGON — what is your oc's favorite mythical creature? 🍃 LEAVES FLUTTERING IN WIND — what is/was your oc's favorite subject in school? 🌴 PALM TREE — does your oc have a green thumb? do they enjoy gardening? 🍎 RED APPLE — where was your oc born? do they still live in/around their place of birth or do they live somewhere else? how do they feel about their birthplace?

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒. ❤️ RED HEART — what are three of your oc's positive traits? 🤍 WHITE HEART — what are three of your oc's neutral/questionable traits? 💔 BROKEN HEART — what are three of your oc's negative traits? 💘 HEART WITH ARROW — what and/or who do(es) your oc consider the most important to them? 🧡 ORANGE HEART — does your oc tend to prioritize family or friends? 💛 YELLOW HEART — how many languages does your oc speak? what language(s) are they learning, if any? 💚 GREEN HEART — does your oc prefer being inside or outside? 💙 BLUE HEART — does your oc have any cool/special powers and/or abilities? how are they with magic, if it exists in their world? 💜 PURPLE HEART — what is your oc's ancestry/genetic background? 🖤 BLACK HEART — has your oc killed or seriously wounded anyone before? have they broken someone's heart and/or broken someone's trust?

𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐒. 🎂 BIRTHDAY CAKE — when is your oc's birthday? how old are they? what are their sun, moon, & rising signs (if known)? what about their tarot card, ruling planet, & ruling number (if known)? do they fit the typical traits of these sun, moon, & rising signs? 🍝 SPAGHETTI — what is/are your oc's favorite food(s)? 🍰 SHORTCAKE — what is/are your oc's favorite sweet(s)/dessert(s)? 🍦 SOFT ICE CREAM — what is/are your oc's favorite ice cream flavor(s)? 🍔 HAMBURGER — is your oc good at cooking? are they good at baking? which one do they prefer? 🥯 BAGEL — what does your oc's typical breakfast look like? do they usually eat breakfast? 🥪 SANDWICH — what does your oc's typical lunch look like? do they usually eat lunch? 🍛 CURRY AND RICE — what does your oc's typical dinner look like? do they usually eat dinner? 🍸 COCKTAIL GLASS — what is your oc's favorite alcoholic drink, if they can drink? ☕️ HOT BEVERAGE — does your oc prefer coffee, tea, hot chocolate, milk, water, or some other drink? how do they like to take this drink (ex. coffee with milk, hot chocolate with whipped cream, a specific kind of tea, etc)?

𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄. 😊 SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES — what are your oc's career/general life desires? what do they want to get the most out of life? 😖 CONFOUNDED FACE — is your oc an introvert, an extrovert, or an ambivert? do they let people in easily, or are they more reserved? 🤔 THINKING FACE — what are some of your oc's quirks/mannerisms? 🧐 FACE WITH MONOCLE — is your oc more logical or emotional? 🤓 SMILING FACE WITH GLASSES — is your oc chatty or quiet? are they at ease in social situations, or are they more shy? 🤩 FACE WITH STARRY EYES — is your oc a planner, or are they more spontaneous in their actions? 😥 SAD BUT RELIEVED FACE — is your oc prone to getting stressed out, or is it easy for them to keep their cool? 😓 DOWNCAST FACE WITH SWEAT — is your oc open-minded or stubborn? are they inquisitive or do they prefer to keep to their bubble of knowledge? 😞 DISAPPOINTED FACE — does your oc attract others, or do they tend to be left alone? 🤒 FACE WITH THERMOMETER — does your oc get sick easily? 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 FAMILY WITH MOTHER, FATHER, SON AND DAUGHTER — how many people are in your oc's immediate family? how many people are in your oc's extended family? do they have aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, etc? who in their family are they closest with? are they close with their birth family, or do they have a found family?

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You guys have a tumblr? Since when?

We’ve actually quietly kept an official Tumblr page for years, but it got pretty neglected after Instagram stopped supporting crossposts. We’re trying to stealthily resurrect it, though, since you guys seem fun. As a wise monster sealed inside an 8-bit cave once said, “It’s a secret to everybody!”

Speaking of secrets, do you want to hear one? 👀

The FNAF: The Musical song, “VIRUS,” was actually labeled “REMNANT SONG” at first, and was planned to more explicitly connect to Remnant. We dropped a lot of that later, but some of the files actually still bear the “Remnant” name. 🤫

Aren’t secrets fun? 🤭