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A large Nile crocodile is using your dashboard to bask. Please scroll past quietly.

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So correct me if I'm wrong, but what egg-eating snakes do is a lot like what you might do when getting a long noodle stuck in your throat, right?

If your process for getting noodles out of your throat involves swallowing them until they're at the very back of your throat, using a special vertebra to crack open the noodle's shell, straightening your neck and squeezing your muscles to swallow the delicious and nutritious noodle yolk, and then regurgitating the noodle shell, then yeah, it's very similar.

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emu plushie transparents

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Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

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would encourage people to follow @ booksagainstgenocide on instagram. they post about the big five publishers’ complicity in israeli apartheid and occupation of palestine + western literary culture’s broader participation in legitimising israel as a state and zionism as an ideology

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my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

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Put him... in a jar

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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Jax with a shotgun during the candy land mission:

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It is a truth that every child deserves a Mother, every Mother deserves their child. The State of Israel has killed over 13,800 children in Gaza, and an estimated 6,000 mothers, leaving 19,000 children orphaned. [Statistics]

Absolutely nothing constitutes to such a critical degree of loss.

Zekher tzadik livrakhah.

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Accidentally unfollowing one of your mutuals is the Tumblr equivalent of stepping on your pet

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I started calling her Joanne as a joke months ago but apparently she actually really fucking hates being called Joanne lol

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Hate it when people try to be like "you shouldn't reblog from a person they post *insert ship*" like no?? I may not like the ship but why would I even care. Especially if it's an artist

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White Feminism

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hopefully they never take away the way you can drag the little post icons around the screen on the android app

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I’m at 5 what about you?

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