queermil
queermil
[debauched moan]-jolras
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please do not ask me for beamirang's fics. millie. 30s. queer. aus. they/them. basically a roswell nm blog. my ao3 // i make stuff my long list of malex fics
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queermil · 15 hours ago
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jester redraw as i slowly take artistic liberties with her design (2020/2017 ver. below cut)
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queermil · 23 hours ago
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thinking about all the times in life that i genuinely did create intricate rituals which allowed me to touch the skin of other women 
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queermil · 2 days ago
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Fandom terms have to sound silly, like blorbo or squick, because fandom needs humbling. Not a lot. But just every so often you need a good grounding reminder that all of this is literally made up nonsense for fun.
If you take a fictional thing so seriously that silly words genuinely annoy you, you've gone too far and you need to dial it back.
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queermil · 2 days ago
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it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby
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queermil · 2 days ago
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Trump is all like "Australians sell their beef to us, but they won't buy any of ours 😡"
Which.... yeah? Of course???? Why would we import external beef from so far away when we produce more than enough to meet our own needs??
Not to mention that USA still has both mad cow disease and foot and mouth disease, but Australia doesn't -- AND America has increasingly lax commercial-level health and safety standards, meaning the risk of pathogens like MCD/F&M spreading through the US are significantly increased, and we don't have either here in Australia, so of course we don't want to import beef from a country that could conceivably spread the diseases to us???
But even aside from that. There are not that many Australians. But there are a lot of Americans. AND Australians eat an average of 23.4 kilos of beef per year but we produce 2.2 million tonnes. We produce WAY more beef than our population eats. So of course we don't import much????? And of COURSE it's not from America, which is both significantly further away than our current importers (primarily New Zealand and Japan), AND which has significantly lower health and safety regulations than we do????
Meanwhile, Americans average aprox 37 kilos of beef per person per year, but produces around 12.4 million tonnes. USAs population is 12 times larger than ours but only produces 5 times more beef than we do, AND consumes more per capita than we do. Of course USA imports large quantities of beef. Because their domestic production doesn't meet their domestic demand. Meanwhile Australia's production vastly outweighs our domestic demand, so of course we don't import American beef?????
Thats...... that's how imports and exports are supposed to work???? You export excess of what you have to someone who has less of it, and in turn, they export to you the produce/products that YOU don't have. This is fucking basic??????????
"Waahhh, Australia won't import American beef 😭😡" yeah???? Of course we don't????????
PLUS!!!!! Overall, Australia imports 34 billion dollars worth of stuff from America per year. Meanwhile America only imports $16 billion from us.
Putting tariffs on a country that imports more from you than they export to you is uhhhhhhhhh, FUCKIN' STUPID. If america tariff everything we send to them it's on all of $16b worth of stuff. If we tariff everything of theirs then we'll be slapping taxes on more than double what they can tax us.
Trump is such a fucking moron.
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queermil · 2 days ago
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queermil · 3 days ago
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How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about
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queermil · 4 days ago
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Im glad I coexist on tumblr at the same time as you, dude
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queermil · 5 days ago
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I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck
Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like
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queermil · 6 days ago
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queermil · 7 days ago
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"chemicals and hormones get released in your brain during sex so you cant have casual sex" is such a bonkers bizarre reasoning for purity culture. chemicals and hormones are always getting released in your brain, all the time, for everything. we're chemical soup. i've bonded harder with rocks i've found on the side of the road than most of the people i've had sex with, and i've had stronger dopamine dumps from good tacos.
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queermil · 8 days ago
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[stumbling out of the new lady gaga album covered in blood] we are so back.
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queermil · 9 days ago
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queermil · 10 days ago
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You don’t realize how good you have it til you lose institutional JSTOR access
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queermil · 11 days ago
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homophobia
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queermil · 11 days ago
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I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.
Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.
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queermil · 11 days ago
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autistic anger issues are So Much. i have my temper more under control now in that i rly dont yell/lash out anymore but i do regularly boil inside with incandescent uncontainable rage over something inconsequential and then it evaporates in the span of ten minutes. incomparable
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