Axle, 30s, They/Them. Dorkbattler, (legal) drug dealer, unrepentant nerd. Will cry about Black Sails, KSBD, LotR and The Silmarillion at the drop of a hat.
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sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.
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i want to be hugging a california quail rn. i want to give it little head scritches
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Today I found out my dead grandpa was a massive shoplifter and every ice cream sandwich, Little Debbie roll and candy he gave me was more than likely stolen. He always had little gifts for me. Gifts he had stolen. Apparently Walmart was his favorite spot to steal from. I thought I couldn’t love and respect my grandfather any more than I already did but I do now. Poppy, you were a real one.
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MELISSA BARRERA as LAURA FRANCO in YOUR MONSTER (2024)
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today on insane things the MASH writers got past the censors but still couldn’t show men’s underwear on screen:
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EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN
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the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world
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there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.
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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu
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