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sunset will be after 7pm in 18 days

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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

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werewolf bruce springsteen vampire sting AU

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STOP WRITING LESBIANS/MASC WOMEN AS POLICE OFFICERS. I'M FUCKING MAILING A BOMB TO YOUR HOME ADDRESS.

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casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

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Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

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“To me, the core of that attraction is that she is a better reporter than he is. Think about being Superman for a second. The Olympic record for weightlifting is 1,038 lbs., but you could lift more than that as a child. The record for the 100 meter dash is 9.58 seconds, but you can travel over 51 miles in that time. Going to Vegas? You don’t need your X-Ray vision to win at Blackjack, because you can just count the cards while holding down a conversation about nuclear physics. Without really trying, you are better at just about everything than anyone else in the world. However, (as Mark Waid once pointed out in a podcast with Marv Wolfman) none of that really translates to your chosen profession. Typing really fast does not help your prose. Being able to lift a tank does not help you convince a source to go on record. It is as near to competing straight up with normal people as Superman would ever be capable of. Even then, it comes easily enough to him that you get a pretty lofty perch at a great paper very early in your career. It is just in this one context, there is someone better than you are: Lois Lane. As mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent, you reach up for the first time in your life and she rejects you. To me, it is an inversion of the Luthor story. Luthor sees someone above him and feels hate. Superman sees someone above him and feels love.”

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Dean Hacker, comment on “Giving Lois Lane A Second Look, For The First Time” by Kelly Thompson (CBR: She Has No Head!)

#GoLois

(via wickedjunkie)

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chemist unsettling normies compilation

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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

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tried to tell my faithful eunuch Tucker that he was basically tumblr famous, but he was too focused on defending the homestead to care

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Guess what day it is!

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WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY

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BOY-BE-GONE ACQUIRED

HRT appt went well, I'm going to be switching to injections because now that I've started, I don't want to take it slow anymore. Can't wait to ritually stab myself with girl juice!

Totally forgot to ask about starting progesterone tho, whoops

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Petition to make this a meme

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