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in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like
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Since all the Sherlock Holmes stories are in the public domain, here is a list of things, both from the canon and not, that I believe should be included in the adaptations which I’ve invented in my head and should be real.
(To preface: I know there are adaptations which include some of these, but I’m still limited so I haven’t seen many which do. Also, these aren’t just my own ideas, a lot of people have said them too.)
-Sherlock respecting women (obvious)
-Sherlock respecting most people in general apart from the rich antagonists or police.
-Watson actually being smart (he’s a doctor, yes in the Victorian era, but they did have some medical knowledge)
-Irene Adler being… Irene Adler. Not sexy dominatrix no-purpose-other-than-to-flirt-with-Sherlock.
-Not straight Sherlock.
-Not straight Watson.
-I would say Johnlock but I know some people see Sherlock as more aroace so I want it to be more inclusive. But. Maybe one Johnlock adaptation. As long as he’s not flirting with Irene Adler I’m happy.
-Garridebs.
-Actually exploring the drug addiction as more than a quirk or a joke. Like, at the end of The Sign of Four, it was so depressing how Sherlock spoke about it.
-More detectives other than Lestrade. I have nothing against Lestrade personally, but there are so many other detectives. May I suggest my guy Stanley Hopkins?
-Sherlock being Sherlock. Like, doing stuff like lying on the floor to investigate footprints or laughing when the clients are stupid or humming to music. Instead of being… like everyone else (*restraining from pointing at Henry Cavill’s Holmes).
-Autistic Sherlock. Not just implied (*glares at BBCSherlock*) but actually confirmed. (Yes, this is difficult since I don’t think autism was diagnosed in the Victorian times, but if Sherlock can survive the Reichenbach fall, he can be autistic.)
-ADHD as well.
-Sherlock and Watson going to concerts (that’s literally so cute, it should be obligatory that every adaptation includes it).
-An adaptation of The Blue Carbuncle. It’s just a Christmas goose chase really but I love it.
-Mary Morstan not being Watson’s wife. She’s so much better without him, I’m sorry.
-Female characters that win, or ones that are not there to be flirted with (*squints at every Adler adaptation*). I’m not just talking about her though, I mean other women, like the one who killed Charles Augustus Milverton (she’s iconic).
-Garridebs x2
-The thing about Sherlock reading horror stories and knowing every detail.
-Trans Sherlock. Again, difficult with the Victorian thing, but we can move past that.
-A female Sherlock.
-A female Watson.
-Actually make them all women just to enrage every misogynistic Holmes fan.
-Exploring Watson’s PTSD. I mean, he was a soldier. Alone in London. Having no purpose in life. Injured from the war. That can’t be ignored.
-Sherlock meeting an alien. I have no idea why I thought of that, but I think I saw that there was a story (obviously not by ACD) about that. I don’t know, I think it would be funny. (”Good God, Holmes, what on Earth is that?” “I don’t know, my dear Watson, but it seems to be breathing fire on Mrs Hudson’s plants.”)
-Housekeeper Sherlock. According to Sherlock, his housekeeping skills are underappreciated.
-Sherlock retiring to the countryside to be a beekeeper. Please, he’s getting old and he’s been running around London for over a century.
Please add more, we have an opportunity to be creative here. It’s like fanfiction but to the extreme.
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its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me
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Lucifer: So you remember the plan if I ever get hurt in the field, right?
Ella: Of course.
Lucifer: Tell me.
Ella: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing, "MMMM WHATCHA SAY" no matter the circumstances.
Lucifer: Good.
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Inactive Twitter accounts will be deleted
So like I understand the need to free up usernames that were taken and then never used again, but what about accounts of people who died ?
Its unclear if the criteria for an inactive account’s deletion is both “No log in for years AND zero tweets made by the account as a whole,aka empty accounts”
It could very well be “No login for years and zero tweets made during this inactivity”
Which would sucks cuz theres a lot of cool stuff made from accounts who are inactive, and again, all that some families have left from their deceased loved ones is an inactive twitter account.
Back in 2019,this concern was brought up, and Twitter said they wouldnt delete accounts to free up names without making it possible to memorialize accounts of a deceased person first.
Now, Under Elon, i dont know if it will be made.
So if you know an inactive account you really loved.. make sure to save its tweets into the wayback machine, take screenshots, etc.
Just in case.
Also they dont even specify how many years. We’re left in total darkness regarding questions we have.
Also im encouraging you to please REBLOG as to further warn people.
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I finally convinced my friend to get on Tinder since he was lonely, this is message to me during just his second day on the app.
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actually i think all these people are like. highschoolers lol so i’m not going to make fun of them too much
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Conversation with a Native Son: Maya Angelou and James Baldwin
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lovin’ you’s a good problem to have💕💕
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The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now
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