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fuck me all my friends have jobs which means they have no time to play toys with me and its fuycking ruining my life

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mfs who hated on danger days and did not dance to planetary go in 2011 are NOT welcome at the mcr concert and should be forced to give their tickets to the ones who get it

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it's so crazy that ppl think professionals being into kink is info that needs to be made public. ur too old to still think teachers live in the school yk?

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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

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just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people

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I know that the UK censorship laws are evils and fucked up on the face of them but I feel like we kinda blew past the part where it uses a phrenology machine to check your age.

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Wildest thing to me about the online safety act is that parental controls already exist on every device. Like my mp3 player has a parental controls option. Like why should i have to give up my privacy and risk my data being leaked because some people cant be bothered to check that their kids are safe online

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You and that damn mama

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crazy that through all of this patrick stump is getting a divorce

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has anyone done this yet

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Fuck it up, Frank!

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a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

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me too