I’m leaving this blog thanks to the te/rfs. Mutuals (or anyone, really) if you’d like to follow me on my new blog, send me a DM and I’ll send you the new blog name (I have to screen for te/rfs, y’all understand). I’m fucking sad, I’ve been here for almost 13 years. Here’s to a new chapter, I guess.
a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this
i wish i was the woman in the bluetooth earbuds whosays Connected and you were the other woman with identical voice and you would say Pairing and we would take turns saying Low battery
turns out the creator of gandalf big naturals made the images while recovering from anesthesia for top surgery. this implies that the big naturals in question are, in fact, the artist's, and somehow migrated onto gandalf. this has major consequences.
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