queercripplecryptid
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queercripplecryptid · 2 years ago
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I’m leaving this blog thanks to the te/rfs. Mutuals (or anyone, really) if you’d like to follow me on my new blog, send me a DM and I’ll send you the new blog name (I have to screen for te/rfs, y’all understand). I’m fucking sad, I’ve been here for almost 13 years. Here’s to a new chapter, I guess.
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queercripplecryptid · 2 years ago
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See, to you it may just be a slightly different tone or a sigh,
but when I grew up, it meant I'd be ignored for a week,
necessities would be taken away,
people would threaten to leave or actually leave or have screaming matches to see who could hurt the most.
So it may look as though I'm overreacting and frightened at nothing, but it is just the little child in me trying to keep herself safe
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When these came out around the 1900′s, I thought I was living in the year 3000! 
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whenever i read a memoir i’m like how did you remember all that
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the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me
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queercripplecryptid · 2 years ago
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This Thanksgiving National Day of Mourning, please consider donating to:
The Native American Rights Fund
Native Wellness Institute
Warrior Women Project
Sitting Bull College
First Nations COVID-19 Response Fund
The Redhawk Native American Art Council
Partnership With Native Americans
First Nations Development Institute
Native American Heritage Association
National Indigenous Women's Resource Center
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Thank but uhhhhhhhh??? 
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queercripplecryptid · 2 years ago
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a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this
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queercripplecryptid · 2 years ago
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i wish i was the woman in the bluetooth earbuds whosays Connected and you were the other woman with identical voice and you would say Pairing and we would take turns saying Low battery
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turns out the creator of gandalf big naturals made the images while recovering from anesthesia for top surgery. this implies that the big naturals in question are, in fact, the artist's, and somehow migrated onto gandalf. this has major consequences.
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