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reblog to give dean a giant rainbow slinky for his bday

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it's the birthday boy!!!💖🥳🤠

feel free to use<3

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happy 46th babygirl 🎉 hope you are slutting it up with your gay angel wherever you are <3

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Going through my tiktok bookmarks and found this gem

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would you bury me?

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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

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hello Mr Strange, me and a couple friends were talking about omegaverse mpreg anatomy and the question came up as to whether or not the assbabies would have belly buttons and, therefore, umbilical cords. because if they do this implies the existence of ass placenta which is…ew. BUT if they don’t?!?! the anatomical and evolutionary implications of babies surviving the gestational period with no umbilical cord to transfer nutrients??? maybe not the craziest thing for omegaverse anatomy to come up with but disconcerting nonetheless. we have come to you, in our hour of need, to ask if you have come across any evidence that the assbabies have/do not have umbilical cords??

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free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

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nothing quite like getting home to my wife and kids (my bed and pillows)

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Sorry for being a bitch earlier, I needed to lay in the dark with my headphones for 3 hours to feel better

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good morning. let's get this bread

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they want you to make fried rice

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More David Bowie!

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Ok, I've seen this sentiment before, but the amount of Kindle Unlimited ads I've been seeing is forcing me to repeat it-

Kindle Unlimited is offering two free months of unlimited ebooks. As a trial. Which will then become a paid subscription.

Your local library is offering unlimited ebooks all the time. Forever. No contracts, no predatory practices, no tracking of how long you spend on each particular page in the hopes that information about your habits can be sold for a profit.

Use your library. They want so badly to give you all of the things for free.