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ur telling me a top performed this surgery?

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well MY pussy has a fishing minigame.. soooo.....

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everyone shut the fuck up i’m trying to focus on my diabolical homosexual thoughts

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Mustang: I will not be using a loophole. As always, I'll be using the main hole or no hole. I choose no hole.

Havoc: You just said 'hole' way too much.

Breda: And that's coming from Havoc.

Mustang: Yes, that is concerning.

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The fact that this is canon is wild

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they like this pose

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i do think headphone’s number one utility is ‘no one notices i’ve played the same song sixty times in a row now’

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Remember back in the day when there was a meme that was literally someone screaming “WHAT THE FU-” followed by an explosion.

And that was it.

That was the meme.

That was the joke.

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Havoc: I’m not sure about this.

Mustang: Listen, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Havoc: All the time!

Mustang: Then you should be used to it!

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Day 15: Spark

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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shoutout to the people who for the longest time didn’t see a future and thought their lives would be over by now. you made it. you’re still going. i know it’s hard building a future you weren’t prepared for, but i believe in you. you’re a survivor.