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I'm surprised I haven't seen this on Tumblr yet.

Ten years of having to do it to 'em.

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it would've been cooler if those animals they sent into space came back with superpowers

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americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually

europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk

unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this

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guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

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the level of censorship around this man is ridiculous, what happened to free speech? It’s just his name.

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this is so amazing

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always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

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Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

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explaining the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to a tudor era peasant and when i'm finished they grab my hand and start excitedly gesturing at a poster advertising a performance of shakespeare's hamlet at the globe theatre

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When I say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth

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it’s not fucking tinnitus idiot that’s my guardian angel speaking to me

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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home: