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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
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this is going to reduce me to tears like i cant handle this image
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Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.
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the most depressing part is that it's not even kamala's stance on genocide that is costing her the elections. i wish it were. it's people genuinely shifting for trump. but it's the pro-palestine movement that's going to get the blame for it.
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Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this
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oh to be tenderly romanced by a vampire throughout your european travels where the nights seem endless and the days, a parting of the darkness that is your everlasting love.
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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance
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When I was a very suicidal trans activist in Texas, Benjamin Sisko saying “sure, you would [die for your people]. Dying gets you off the hook. The question is: are you willing to live for your people?” changed and possibly saved my life. It’s up there with “if we are going to be damned, let us be damned for who we really are” from Picard. Star Trek not only shows us a better world, it teaches us how to make it there
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reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from
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director: you're meant to hate valjean. you're meant to resent him and chase after him with fire in your heart.
any javert actor: sure. got it.
any javert actor, as soon as valjean comes by: TOP ME TOP ME TOP ME TOP M-
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D-E-S-T-I-E-L ! WE ALL GO TO SUPERHELL!
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ok well i'm gonna go jerk off now *starts getting lowered by chain pulley into an ominous glowing red pit*
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