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Claudia beamed as she looked at the baby and then at Tyson. “Okay, I’ve been thinking about this since before we even planned on having this little dude, and I am absolutely in love with the name Ash. It’s gender neutral, and it references both Evil Dead and Alien. Besides, with a name like Ash Owens they won’t need a stage name if they ever become an actor or singer. By the way, they’re totally going to be a redhead and almost recklessly adventurous when they’re two. On an entirely unrelated note, can you place an order for food? I seriously need to eat a bacon cheeseburger with a fried egg on it as soon as possible.”

And Then There Were Four - closed with @glitchexmachina

The due date for the baby had come and gone, and yet the nerdlet was still hanging out inside of Claudia’s tummy. The bag was packed and ready to go, but right now there was a blanket fort that she had set up on the couch. She was busy being a pirate when she felt the contraction, but she figured that it was yet another false alarm and so she stayed in character, adjusting her eye patch that had started to slip. “Arr, Captain Ripley, I found the treasure.” She held up a miniature treasure chest which secretly contained the little dude’s favorite snack. “It’s supposed to be the greatest treasure in all of the seven seas, but only a great captain can open it. Rumor has it that it’s best with the drink that your daddy’s getting you.” She handed it over to them, pretending that it was heavy. “You better be careful. I think there might be bricks in there.”

[queenofthewarehouse]

Smut Prompts

Send me a word and I’ll write a drabble or starter about…

First - Our muses having their first time

Mouth - One of our muses going down on the other

In - Our muses involved in penetrative sex

Plunge - One of our muses fingering the other

Behind - Our muses having anal sex

Scratch - Our muses having rough sex

Voice - Our muses having phone sex

Pony - One muse riding the other

Beg - One of our muses denying the other their orgasm

Toys - One muse uses sex toys on the other

More - One muse has multiple orgasms

Play - Our muses roleplay in the bedroom

Video - Our muses watch pornography together

Speed - Our muses have a quickie

Blind - One muse blindfolds the other for sex

Worship - One muse worships the others body during sex

Control - One muse acts a the dominant over the other during sex

Perform - One muse watching the other masturbate for them

Watch - One muse putting on a show for their voyeur partner

Alone - One muse masturbating to the thought of the other

Bind - Our muses using restraints in the bedroom

Risky - Our muses having sex without protection

Motor - Our muses having sex in a car

Check-In- Our muses having sex in a hotel

Party - Our muses having sex at some sort of get-together

Nature - Our muses having sex outside

Pray - Our muses have sex in a house of worship

Sorry - Our muses having sex after an argument

Reunite - Our muses having sex after being apart for some time

Rub - Our muses take part in frottage/friction play

Slap - One muse spanks the other

Partition - One muse puts on their best lingerie to seduce the other

Passing - Our muses have a one night stand

Domestic - Our muses have a sensual night as a married couple

Honeymoon - Our muses have sex as newlyweds

Celebrate - Our muses have sex on a holiday

Caught - Our muse get caught having sex by a third party

Friends - Our muses are friends with benefits

Wet - Our muses have sex while submerged in water (tub, pool, etc.)

Coffee - Our muses have sex in the morning

Private - Our muses have sex in a closet

Math - Our muses have sex in the 69 position

Beast - One muse roleplays a pet or animal for the other

Veins - Our muses indulge in bloodplay

Create - Our muses have sex with the intent to conceive

Flowering - Our muses have sex while one is pregnant

Gasp - Our muses introduce breathplay to their bedroom

Lock - One muse uses a chastity device on the other

Whisper - One muse dirty talks the other

Liquor - Our muses try to have sex while smashed on alcohol

Influence - Our muses decide to try something  they read about/saw in a movie

Exposed - Our muses take part in exhibitionism

Warning - Our muses try some more dangerous sex

Silent - One muse gags the other

Past - Our muses have sex in a historical AU

Shame - One muse humiliates the other as part of a sex game

Doctor - One muse takes on the role of a medical professional for roleplay

Reflect - Our muses have sex and watch themselves in a mirror

Greed - Our muses have especially decadent or hedonistic sex

Strap - One muse pegs the other

Throne - One muse sits on the other’s face

Magic - Our muses have sex as part of a ritual

Feel - Our muses engage in sensation play

Soldier - Our muses play with a military/uniform kink

Holy - One muse belongs to a religious order, and the other seduces them out of celibacy.

Survival - Our muses have ‘glad-to-be-alive’ sex after a battle/cataclysm

Finale - Our muses have a final fling before a major battle/cataclysm

Heal - One muse offers sex to comfort their sick/injured partner

Goodbye - Our muses have one last night before breaking up/leaving each other

Slumber - One muse has a sex dream about the other

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Claudia smiled widely as she realized that the baby would be born shortly, but her face was then contorted by pain as the most intense contraction yet hit her. It took everything she had to focus on her breathing, the pain too intense for her to even speak. She grabbed onto Tyson’s hand with a vice like grip as she screamed, and she saw a vision of her husband playing with both Ripley and a two year old version of the baby. She lost all track of time as she pushed with everything she had, but eventually she heard the absolutely beautiful sound of their crying baby, and her eyes welled up with tears. “Hey there, little dude. Welcome to the world.”

And Then There Were Four - closed with @glitchexmachina

The due date for the baby had come and gone, and yet the nerdlet was still hanging out inside of Claudia’s tummy. The bag was packed and ready to go, but right now there was a blanket fort that she had set up on the couch. She was busy being a pirate when she felt the contraction, but she figured that it was yet another false alarm and so she stayed in character, adjusting her eye patch that had started to slip. “Arr, Captain Ripley, I found the treasure.” She held up a miniature treasure chest which secretly contained the little dude’s favorite snack. “It’s supposed to be the greatest treasure in all of the seven seas, but only a great captain can open it. Rumor has it that it’s best with the drink that your daddy’s getting you.” She handed it over to them, pretending that it was heavy. “You better be careful. I think there might be bricks in there.”

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The Doctor arrived at Claudia's, not even realizing what holiday it was that day as he walked in and was surprised by her question. "You want me to celebrate American Thanksgiving with you?" he asked, "I'm not sure I've celebrated American Thanksgiving since the first one. It sounds like fun. I'd be happy to join you!"

Claudia had gone all out this year. Normally she relied on other people to cook Thanksgiving, but this time she had cooked everything. Sadly, nobody from the Warehouse was going to be able to make it, but thankfully the Doctor arrived just as she thought that she’d be spending the holiday alone. She beamed when she saw him, running towards him and pulling him into a hug. “This is where I’d like to say that there’s nobody else I’d like to spend the day with, but in reality there was supposed to be a full table.”

[queenofthewarehouse]

Claudia shuddered at both the image of the Dalek as well as the idea that the Daleks might be desperate. “Then let’s do what we do best and run, Doc.” She laced her fingers with his and gave his hand a squeeze, smirking slightly in spite of the fact that she could hear and feel how hard her heart was beating.

“I’m sorry you had to see that. I’m sorry I had to see that.”

Claudia shuddered. “Why was there a frakking squid inside of that thing? It was like looking at the worst b-movie horror monster that was somehow real. I think I prefer it when they look like murderous trash cans.”

[queenofthewarehouse]

Claudia laughed as she caught Dani, falling backwards as she wrapped her arms around her and kissed her. “I’ve never been more grateful that this couch is comfy, but we could have landed on the frakking floor and I wouldn’t have cared.”

“I already love myself. I just wanna french someone.” (from Danielle)

Claudia smirked. You are way too frakking cute. “Then get over here. My lips have been lonely.”

[queenofthewarehouse]

“I already love myself. I just wanna french someone.” (from Danielle)

Claudia smirked. You are way too frakking cute. “Then get over here. My lips have been lonely.”

[queenofthewarehouse]

“I’m sorry you had to see that. I’m sorry I had to see that.”

Claudia shuddered. “Why was there a frakking squid inside of that thing? It was like looking at the worst b-movie horror monster that was somehow real. I think I prefer it when they look like murderous trash cans.”

[queenofthewarehouse]

That 70s Show Sentences

“That’s cool.” “Whatever.” “STOP CALLING ME TATER NUTS!” “What a dumbass.” “I’m sorry you had to see that. I’m sorry I had to see that.” “I never thought of him as a guy. He’s more of a masculine girl. Like you!” “I’m in the presence of panties!” “She’s a tramp. No man can turn down a tramp.” “Get in the car, we’re going on a freakin’ date.” “We had sparkler dogs, we could win this thing!” “Are you working an angle here?” “I already love myself. I just wanna french someone.” “I’m not loving anyone that I’m not legally required to!” “OH MY GOD, ZEPPLIN! That’s a band, right?” “If I become a model, I won’t have to work or study or think ever again!” “I can’t be your second choice.” “Isn’t it a little early to be hopped up?” “Get the hell out of my pants!” “You two look sweaty and guilty.” “That was way too close. You need to learn to keep your hands off me!” “You know what your problem is? You’re really cute, so no one’s ever told you to shut your pie hole!” “You look scared. Like a deer in the headlights with its pants down.” “You were like siamese twins joined at the beard!” “I’ve done a lot of partying so, you know, my balance is off.” “It’s just a meaningless fling. We can stop whenever we want.” “YOU’RE BREAKING UP THE BAND, YOKO!” “I like it when you order me around in that uniform.” “I’m not supposed to be seen with scruffy guys like you.” “Do I really sicken you?” “I sicken me, because you’re supposed to sicken me, but you don’t.” “I like how scruffy you are.” “Do you mind not getting gooey and romantic while I’m trying to eat my breakfast?” “Oh, what a day! I am so happy! I’m gonna go throw up.” “I DON’T WANT TO SETTLE THIS! I don’t want to talk about it! I just want to pound you!” “Alright, get ready, here it comes… it’s coming… get ready…”

[queenofthewarehouse]

Out of artifacts

I’ve been playing Baldur’s Gate obsessively lately, and there’s a good chance that I’ll want to write a Tav version of Claudia. I mean, I already made her on there…

[queenofthewarehouse]

Claudia ordinarily would have laughed at that comment, but she was too busy focusing on her breathing so that she could focus enough to answer the doctor’s questions. “No concerns unless it’s unusual for labor to feel like it’s taking weeks. I did have a vision in the car of Tyson holding the baby, but I don’t know if that was telepathy or just my powers.” At one point, Claudia never would have talked with a stranger about her powers, but, since the fact that she’s a metahuman would have already been on her chart, she figured that she would be believed and not dragged off to the psych ward.

And Then There Were Four - closed with @glitchexmachina

The due date for the baby had come and gone, and yet the nerdlet was still hanging out inside of Claudia’s tummy. The bag was packed and ready to go, but right now there was a blanket fort that she had set up on the couch. She was busy being a pirate when she felt the contraction, but she figured that it was yet another false alarm and so she stayed in character, adjusting her eye patch that had started to slip. “Arr, Captain Ripley, I found the treasure.” She held up a miniature treasure chest which secretly contained the little dude’s favorite snack. “It’s supposed to be the greatest treasure in all of the seven seas, but only a great captain can open it. Rumor has it that it’s best with the drink that your daddy’s getting you.” She handed it over to them, pretending that it was heavy. “You better be careful. I think there might be bricks in there.”

[queenofthewarehouse]

Claudia breathed a sigh of relief when the contraction stopped. “Wait, is the app translating what the baby is saying or tracking the labor, because either way that’s pretty- FRAK!” Just as she thought she’d have a moment to relax, another contraction started. “GET THIS BABY OUT OF ME!”

And Then There Were Four - closed with @glitchexmachina

The due date for the baby had come and gone, and yet the nerdlet was still hanging out inside of Claudia’s tummy. The bag was packed and ready to go, but right now there was a blanket fort that she had set up on the couch. She was busy being a pirate when she felt the contraction, but she figured that it was yet another false alarm and so she stayed in character, adjusting her eye patch that had started to slip. “Arr, Captain Ripley, I found the treasure.” She held up a miniature treasure chest which secretly contained the little dude’s favorite snack. “It’s supposed to be the greatest treasure in all of the seven seas, but only a great captain can open it. Rumor has it that it’s best with the drink that your daddy’s getting you.” She handed it over to them, pretending that it was heavy. “You better be careful. I think there might be bricks in there.”

[queenofthewarehouse]

Sinday Asks are open! Ask my muse all the naughty things you want to know!

[queenofthewarehouse]

“I think you’ll find that they’re a fair captain.” Claudia smirked as she thought about the times that they ran into him while on the Waverider, especially when Gary fainted upon seeing Gundloch for the first time. When Tyson joined her by her side, she eagerly grabbed her hand, squeezing it a little too tightly. What happened next was a bit of a blur as the pain became intense, but she soon found herself in a private room wearing a hospital gown and the pirate hat and eye patch. “Please tell me that we won’t have to wait much longer. I want to hold my baby already.”

And Then There Were Four - closed with @glitchexmachina

The due date for the baby had come and gone, and yet the nerdlet was still hanging out inside of Claudia’s tummy. The bag was packed and ready to go, but right now there was a blanket fort that she had set up on the couch. She was busy being a pirate when she felt the contraction, but she figured that it was yet another false alarm and so she stayed in character, adjusting her eye patch that had started to slip. “Arr, Captain Ripley, I found the treasure.” She held up a miniature treasure chest which secretly contained the little dude’s favorite snack. “It’s supposed to be the greatest treasure in all of the seven seas, but only a great captain can open it. Rumor has it that it’s best with the drink that your daddy’s getting you.” She handed it over to them, pretending that it was heavy. “You better be careful. I think there might be bricks in there.”

[queenofthewarehouse]

Claudia gave Tyson’s hand a quick squeeze before she opened the car door. Now, under other circumstances she would have given the Viking warrior the biggest hug she could. As it is, she gave him a side hug as soon as she was out of the car. “It’s good to see you, Gundloch. Just so you know, you might be asked to join Cap’n Ripley’s crew while you’re hanging out with them in the waiting room.” She squeezed her eyes shut as pain nearly caused her to fall over, barely managing to grab onto her rather tall friend’s arm in time. “I’m starting to think that walking is a bad idea right now.”

And Then There Were Four - closed with @glitchexmachina

The due date for the baby had come and gone, and yet the nerdlet was still hanging out inside of Claudia’s tummy. The bag was packed and ready to go, but right now there was a blanket fort that she had set up on the couch. She was busy being a pirate when she felt the contraction, but she figured that it was yet another false alarm and so she stayed in character, adjusting her eye patch that had started to slip. “Arr, Captain Ripley, I found the treasure.” She held up a miniature treasure chest which secretly contained the little dude’s favorite snack. “It’s supposed to be the greatest treasure in all of the seven seas, but only a great captain can open it. Rumor has it that it’s best with the drink that your daddy’s getting you.” She handed it over to them, pretending that it was heavy. “You better be careful. I think there might be bricks in there.”

[queenofthewarehouse]

It may have been a matter of minutes, but to Claudia it felt more like hours had passed before they finally pulled up outside of the hospital. “Captain, Shark Arm Sam, let’s do this thing. I’m going to need some assistance getting out.”

And Then There Were Four - closed with @glitchexmachina

The due date for the baby had come and gone, and yet the nerdlet was still hanging out inside of Claudia’s tummy. The bag was packed and ready to go, but right now there was a blanket fort that she had set up on the couch. She was busy being a pirate when she felt the contraction, but she figured that it was yet another false alarm and so she stayed in character, adjusting her eye patch that had started to slip. “Arr, Captain Ripley, I found the treasure.” She held up a miniature treasure chest which secretly contained the little dude’s favorite snack. “It’s supposed to be the greatest treasure in all of the seven seas, but only a great captain can open it. Rumor has it that it’s best with the drink that your daddy’s getting you.” She handed it over to them, pretending that it was heavy. “You better be careful. I think there might be bricks in there.”

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When she saw the motorist, Claudia waved before groaning, squeezing her eyes shut. “Why is this red light taking so long? I just want to be able to hold our baby. Okay, and take pictures of Ripley and the little dude. You know, I’ve decided that I’m going to be wearing the hat and eyepatch the entire time. Like you said, commitment to the bit.” When the song ended, she put on a playlist full of sea shanties for kids as she gripped her arm rest for dear life.

And Then There Were Four - closed with @glitchexmachina

The due date for the baby had come and gone, and yet the nerdlet was still hanging out inside of Claudia’s tummy. The bag was packed and ready to go, but right now there was a blanket fort that she had set up on the couch. She was busy being a pirate when she felt the contraction, but she figured that it was yet another false alarm and so she stayed in character, adjusting her eye patch that had started to slip. “Arr, Captain Ripley, I found the treasure.” She held up a miniature treasure chest which secretly contained the little dude’s favorite snack. “It’s supposed to be the greatest treasure in all of the seven seas, but only a great captain can open it. Rumor has it that it’s best with the drink that your daddy’s getting you.” She handed it over to them, pretending that it was heavy. “You better be careful. I think there might be bricks in there.”