lucille, 18, lesbian, probably from outerspace, likes way too many broadway musicals which is a bad idea since i live in scotland
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Photo
73K notes
·
View notes
Video
help
i’ve fallen and i cant get up
tumblr
Hozier singing Cosmic Love by Florence + The Machine
58K notes
·
View notes
Text
I work in a kitchen. You have no idea how many people say 'You look like the guy from ratatouille'. Every damn minute.
188K notes
·
View notes
Text
Garlic is so iconic
164K notes
·
View notes
Text
Honestly? OP can suck a cock and die.
Exposing my elementary/middle school bully to her parents.
Here’s some backstory: My family switched towns after my father got a promotion at his job, before I started 2nd grade. I was a very small and quiet kid, which made me prone to bullying. A few days after I moved to a school near my new house, this kid (whom we will call Amy for the sake of her and her family’s privacy) and her friends started picking on me for being vulnerable. I tried reporting her to the teacher and principal, but since her mother was a teacher at said school and had a good relationship with the rest of the staff, no one did anything about it.
Keep reading
316 notes
·
View notes
Photo
Just Like the First Time.
525K notes
·
View notes
Text
the fact that phones dont have little charm loops in them anymore only goes to show that humanity as we know it is on the decline
164K notes
·
View notes
Text
this is my lesbian aesthetic, everything else can go home
me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)
the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)
241K notes
·
View notes
Text
Me reading that shit now:
katniss in book 3: my childrens playground is built on dead bodies and bones, i never wanted children but peeta convinced me, i will never heal from what happened to me. the end
me reading that shit at 15:
170K notes
·
View notes
Photo
HELL YEAH BOYS!!
Hahaha this quiz said I would be Hitmonchan but I literally won’t fight anyone I am too weak
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
@crimisnail us during the boat stage we were meant to “speed run”
just take the damn health kit
177 notes
·
View notes
Photo
please... take one for the team matteo
The Italian Prime Minister, Matteo Renzi, and British Prime Minister Theresa May meet for negotiations and …what is going on there?
67K notes
·
View notes
Photo
325K notes
·
View notes
Text
More than half of all tags on tumblr are just like
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is
uh… Thor?
209K notes
·
View notes
Video
tumblr
336K notes
·
View notes