queenofthedorks
queenofthedorks
Auntie Brie's Home for Wayward Unicorns
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Brie Alsbury, Illustrator, exhausted educator, and unrepentant fan girl. There is no rhyme or reason to this madness.
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queenofthedorks · 4 hours ago
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queenofthedorks · 4 hours ago
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I think that even in cultures where nudity has taboos, that if folks were given the opportunity to develop a nuanced view they would. I’m from a culture where nudity is almost perfectly black and white, especially when it comes to a female presenting body. However, over my adult life I’ve developed a view that is fairly similar to the OP thanks to hundreds of hours of life drawing classes. It’s just really hard to get worked up at someone being nude when you’re covered in charcoal dust, sweating your ass off, and wondering how many layers of clothing you can get away with taking off because we turned the heat up so the model didn’t freeze.
In grad school the life drawing professor was the major professor for a bunch of the drawing/illustration grads so we had a tendency to go inhabit the studio even when we weren’t in class. You could always spot the undergrad who had never taken the course because they were visibly uncomfortable the first time the model disrobed, but by the end of the semester they understood the context. There is nothing inherently sexual about nudity in a life drawing class. I think that most people in cultures where nudity is heavily taboo would develop a more nuanced understanding if they were given the opportunity to. The issue, at least here, is that nuanced views of honestly anything, interfere with the fear-mongering and oppression as a means of control that having very black and white views provide.
I come from a culture that has no nudity taboo - nudity is not considered inherently sexual, or somehow traumatising to witness. What that means in practice is that there is a clearly drawn line between sexual and non-sexual nudity. There is nothing wrong or inappropriate about nudity in a sexual context, and nothing wrong or inappropriate about nudity in a non-sexual context. However, it is 100% inappropriate to be nude in a situation where it is not obvious from context whether this is sexual or not.
I've seen random kids who briefly escaped from their parents bolt across a public park buck-ass naked after they were playing in the water fountain and their parents were in the middle of changing their kid from wet clothes to dry clothes when the small nudist escaped. Changing your small kid's clothes right there in public is ok because there is obviously nothing sexual about a child whose clothes got wet. But although people will have baby pictures of their kids in the bath or just running around the house like that because sometimes little apes hate clothes for some reason, it's considered common sense to not share those pictures on facebook mom groups and such, because you have no way of knowing who's seeing them, and that blurs the line of context.
It all boils down to the clearly defined context. Bathing nude in the same sauna with five of your co-workers at the office christmas party? Clearly nonsexual, therefore completely fine. Your friend-with-benefits inviting you to come over and opening the door in nothing but a doggy collar and the most porn-scented perfume? Clearly sexual, therefore completely fine. A woman checking her breasts for lumps in the gym lockers just before or after a shower? Clearly non-sexual, therefore completely fine.
But if you went to the bank today and there's some guy who walks in and immediately strips naked, doing his banking business wearing nothing but a deep smile and being clearly very content with this situation, you have no way of telling whether he's getting kicks out of this or not. There is no contextual reason for him to be nude. Therefore, that is inappropriate.
Then you go home and post on tumblr - as one does - going like "there was some dude completely fucking buck-ass naked in the bank today. That was fucking weird and I wish he had not done that." And someone immediately swoops into inform you that actually nudity is not inherently sexual or inappropriate, and there are cultures out there that have no nudity taboo. It's not fair to call somebody a freak for something like that, maybe that guy was just finnish.
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queenofthedorks · 5 hours ago
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Okay. This is legitimately what is so great about Tumblr. I logged into tumblr. Saw I had a bunch of notes. 7 hours ago someone reblogged a post I made almost 13 years ago. It’s wild. This is some niche content but someone found it.
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queenofthedorks · 16 hours ago
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queenofthedorks · 3 days ago
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Halfway through the museum tour, the alien ambassador froze, tentacles up in a gesture of surprise.
"Er..." the guide said. "Hokusai's 'Dream of the Fisherman's Wife' is-"
"Shklzis, one of our best artists, made a similar piece. Centuries ago, long before we met."
"Er... Great minds think alike?"
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queenofthedorks · 3 days ago
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Imagine being one of Emmrich’s students.
You go back to Treviso to make sure your family is ok and you see your esteemed, mid-50s professor ziplining across the city rooftops like a complete maniac.
He’s jingling like a walking bazaar while he’s ziplining because apparently half of Thedas’s gold is hanging off him, and he’s casually hanging out with one of the deadliest Antivan Crows and some decades-younger absolute snack who is constantly batting their eyelashes at him.
How do you even attend his lecture after that
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queenofthedorks · 4 days ago
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I can't believe that Ally has never been on Make Some Noise. Please have them back!
Just another day in the life of Ally Beardsley
Watch the full episode on Dropout
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queenofthedorks · 4 days ago
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Brennan bringing out the map and everyone getting super excited about their minis including Alex Ward is an absolute delight.
Also I want more actual play with Celia Rose Gooding. She's a damn good player and you can tell she loves the game and is having an absolute blast.
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queenofthedorks · 4 days ago
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I am wily, unreliable, vindictive...and yet oddly compelling. Don't you think? 🐍
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I dont really like making rebloggable posts but I haven’t seen anyone mention them yet: terracotta heaters are really easy and effective DYI heaters for cold emergencies and I think it might be helpful considering, you know
TDLR, place a candle of any size down, and put a terracotta pot (as large as possible preferably) over it, with something non-flammable and balanced to keep the bottom an inch or two off the ground, like bricks. 
The candle will heat the terracotta, which will put off heat, while the space underneath lets smoke out and oxygen in. I’ve used these all 3 times we had outages here in Maine during blizzards to keep my aquariums warm, the weather outside had been easily -20 F with high winds, and not only was I cozy, that shit kept the water 10 degrees above room temperature. If it can heat the aquariums, it’ll heat a small room.
They work so much better than you’d think, the heat they put off is insane. Obviously be careful because smoke and open flame, but they’re very easy to make and just need an eye kept on them on all times.
 Don’t touch the heated pot bare-handed, it’ll burn like a motherfucker, they get VERY hot. Use thick oven mitts or layered rags to remove pot, put the candle out first if you can manage. Don’t do more than one or two in a non-ventilated or closed room, it’s still making smoke and that can make it harder to breathe.
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[ID: Two bricks are laid flat, two bricks are stacked on top on their sides. A candle is in a jar inbetween and is lit. A large terracotta pot is balanced on the second, higher set of bricks so it is above the candle and off the ground. End Id]
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queenofthedorks · 4 days ago
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i think society is on to something whenever there's a show where christian kane gets to beat people up
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11/2 Today Goofus the Peacock killed a mouse and instead of eating it right away, decided to wander around the pasture carrying it in his beak. The feral cats always appreciate dead-rodent-based performance art, so they followed behind Goofus single file to make a Very Exciting Dead Rodent Parade.
At one point Goofus stopped and put down his rodent and one of the feral cats dared to sniff at it, and Goofus unleashed The Most Terrifying Honk, something along the lines of I WILL END YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND YOUR BONES WILL BE FORGOTTEN ON THE FROZEN EARTH WHEN I SNUFF OUT THE SUN AND SING THE STARS TO DARKNESS I AM THE DEVOURER AND DESTROYER OF ALL THINGS
The feral cats, previously unaware that the Death Of The Universe And End Of All Things is currently living as a peacock, ran off at about fifty miles an hour and hid under the barn for the rest of the day. They didn’t even come out at milking time to beg for goat milk, which is a first.
We probably should not have named the Death Of The Universe And The End Of All Things “Goofus,” actually.
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queenofthedorks · 5 days ago
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MIRROR, MIRROR PART 2 - The Daddening Continues.
{Check out my webcomics below}
PART 1 // Namesake // Crow Time // Store
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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
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Hello cursed eldrich children, I'm dad!
{Check out my comics below}
PART 2
> namesakecomic.com
> crow-time.com
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queenofthedorks · 5 days ago
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There’s currently a petition to the Canadian Parliament asking that Elon Musk’s Canadian Citizenship (through his Canadian-born mother) be revoked due to his current position in the Trump government and the threats being made against Canadian sovereignty.
Link to the petition here.
You do need to be a Canadian citizen to sign, and it requires name, email address, phone number, and postal code.
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queenofthedorks · 5 days ago
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Enough Goncharov. I want to see more discussion of revolutionary 1928 film The Dancing Cavalier starring Don Lockwood and Lina Lamont (and the uncredited voice of Katherine Selden)
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