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Auntie Brie's Home for Wayward Unicorns
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Brie Alsbury, Illustrator, exhausted educator, and unrepentant fan girl. There is no rhyme or reason to this madness.
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queenofthedorks · 5 days ago
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A child goes missing late one night after investigating a light emanating from their closet. The Child's teddy bear and the monster that lives under the bed must put aside their differences and form a truce in order to rescue the child.
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queenofthedorks · 8 days ago
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While I agree that everyone should think twice about using chat GPT, if we could scale back the panic for a moment--
At least in the US, most of the professions mentioned here not only require you to have gotten a degree, they require you to have an advanced degree, done a number of hours of clinicals or a professional internship, or taken and passed a national exam. Some require all three.
Most folks who are skating by with Chat GPT now will eventually wash out at one of these spots.
ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself
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queenofthedorks · 8 days ago
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nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.
me: oh cool
nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.
me: oh cool
nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.
me: oh... cool?
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queenofthedorks · 8 days ago
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NEW FISH JUST DROPPED
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queenofthedorks · 17 days ago
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queenofthedorks · 17 days ago
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queenofthedorks · 17 days ago
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Oh my fucking god this slow burn has simultaneously gone on for 8 months and 3 years.
And it just keeps going and it’s adorable.
Also cheers to Liam O’Brien because of course you’d use one of your PCs to finally fucking get your other PC going.
I am gonna watch this episode approximately 100 more times and it will likely be my whole personality for a while.
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queenofthedorks · 18 days ago
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I am watching a mouse make a series of what I can only describe as Fuck Around Choices, and the Find Out is VERY excited to continue this little experiment.
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queenofthedorks · 18 days ago
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Bingo in the first 30 minutes. Well done.
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Okay, I may regret watching this while I work this morning, but I made a Bingo card. Let's go!
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queenofthedorks · 18 days ago
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They’re one light color away from a rave.
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queenofthedorks · 18 days ago
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"In the hole no one can hear your safe word."
Don't mind me. I'll just be under my desk attempting to laugh/wheeze as quietly as I possibly can.
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queenofthedorks · 18 days ago
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Okay, I may regret watching this while I work this morning, but I made a Bingo card. Let's go!
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queenofthedorks · 18 days ago
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“When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, “Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.” -Fred Rogers Donate to the ACLU
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queenofthedorks · 20 days ago
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queenofthedorks · 23 days ago
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"Beggars, how old are you in fandom years?"
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queenofthedorks · 25 days ago
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Pike’s creepy yeti demon character design is kind of adorable. I want a plush.
Also idk. Pile being in hell has more punch given everything witnessed in Downfall.
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queenofthedorks · 26 days ago
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This is not my cat. But apparently I’m her person now. (She has a home.)
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