Waiting faithfully for the return of the Great and Terrible Basement Cat
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Through The Shadows Dragon Age: The Veilguard ー quest locations (15 / ∞)
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this was more unexpected than the spanish inquisition
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Playing a video game which absolutely NECESSITATES all of my attention for long periods of time to execute proper planning and time management is literally the closest I get to being alone with my own thoughts (in a way I enjoy (outside of work)).. shit's like... meditative bro.
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My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts
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i asked my sister to get some pics of our cats since im at university and im going insane over what she sent
the sinister sniler and the slovenly sitter
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FEAST, GLADLY / MOON STEALER / WARM BLOODED
i hold werewolves as both a symbol of transformation and of self-actualization; they are the other, and the beast, and they are us. this art was created for october’s print club; it was also created for me (and for you).
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when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually
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OLABOGA POLAKÓW OBRAŻAJO.
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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
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i feel like every human should max out at one disability or chronic illness. like when i hit adolescence and my brain chemistry went “bipolar time now?” the response should have been an error message like sorry! this slot can only contain one (1) item and has been filled with childhood asthma. i would even allow the possibility that you can overwrite previous disorders like “you have equipped chronic migraines and so no will no longer display symptoms of bipolar disorder.” i just think it should work that way.
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When that professional assassin you’re trying to hire winds up being smokin’ hot. 🤣
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Begging some of you to lie more when faced with people who have power over you, who are creating barriers between you and things you need.
Something's wrong with your body, but your doctor won't take it seriously? Exaggerate your loss of function and the severity of the problem.
Gender therapist asks about dysphoria in childhood, when deciding whether to refer you for HRT, but you conformed strongly or experienced low/no dysphoria then? You tell them you played with trucks/dolls (whichever is NOT stereotypical for your agab), begged for clothing associated with your gender, and have always been dysphoric.
Job asks if you have reliable transportation to work, or an employer outright asks if you have a car, and you actually have to rely on the bus? You say yes! As long as you show up, it won't be a problem.
Landlord says no pets, and you can't find a home to move into that will take your cat? Say you don't have one, have a friend house your pet for move-in day, and collect your cat and make arrangements if the landlord is ever planning to stop by.
Lying is one of your strongest tools to protect yourself from authority figures making your life more difficult.
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The Thing/The Kiss
After the 1982 film and Gustav Klimt
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