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we should be able to have clickmap polls that are on a 2 axis / 4 quadrant grid.
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The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.
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the way these posted lined up on my dashboard is so funny to me
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everything is truly so terrible but i just remembered doreen ketchens playing clarinet for her infant grandson and then i was kind of okay again for 36 seconds
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This is hilarious. It looks like someone simply translated a French alphabet book into English. A for arbre, c for cheval, e for étoille, g for gâteau, etc. The letters that make sense in English are generally words that entered English from French or Latin, or, like helicopter, both come from a shared borrowing, with a few loans the other direction like wagon
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“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that the USA has made a passion driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.
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i grew up in a town filled with rural antique stores, which means my favorite pastime was a game i liked to call "What The Fuck Does That Thing Do!"
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go on take a guess
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Reminder that the label NSFW (or versions like nsft) is not a moral judgment. "Not safe for work" literally means "if your boss glanced over and saw this on your phone or computer screen, you could get penalized or fired." That's why nudity is labeled as NSFW because even if nude bodies aren't inherently sexual, your boss probably still wouldn't be thrilled to see naked people on your screen.
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being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot
like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin
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How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4
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sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night
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sometimes you just want to look at the qing dynasty jadeite cabbage again
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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it
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