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🎄Next Day...

The Christmas tree is tired x)

This is not something Spikey's life prepared him for x)))

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This is my son

His name is CloudStrike and he bites

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what is HAPPENING

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🎄❄Klown From Space are also celebrating 2025 year))❄🎄

Christmas tree or Spikey?

Hahah, yeah, only got a chance to congratulate now, couldn't do it before x) Happy year, happiness and miracles everyone 🎉🫂

Killer klowns from outer space are always in our hearts ✨💖

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She's now on the mortal plane

Run while you still can

Ornata belongs to the wonderful @queenlybeastly

I just helped bring her into reality✨✨

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my very specific 2025 predictions prophecies

jimmy carter dies, everyone is sad except for chronically online people who dig up something he did 80 years ago ✅

luigi gets 10+ years, internet angry, life goes on, internet forgets he exists by year 2

elon musk and trump have a falling-out and we get to find out if wealth or government is stronger. elon gets deported by march but turns rabid twitter army on trump in turn

zendaya and tom holland get married publicly but then reveal they were married in secret since 2023

olivia rodrigo comes out as bi and converts an entire generation of teenage christian girls who have never kissed a boy

chappell roan and billie eilish fight for the crown as next queer pop icon (formerly held by lady gaga circa 2010s) alternatively: they collab

jojo siwa drops at least two more singles, one is surprisingly fire but no one wants to admit it

taylor swift drops a forty song album with at least seven written by chatgpt, swifties sink further into denial and alienation

at least 5 minecraft movie frames become memes. ex: herobrine and/or alex teased at end credits

song from 1980s goes viral again when ariana grande uses it in a 5 second insta clip. 2 million tiktoks of white people lipsyncing it follow

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size kinks are neat yeah but i simply can't read it as a fat girl when the op is screaming in my ear her SMALL THIGHS and TINY FRAME please godddddd

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scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

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Here's my creature and my friend's tired war veteran Skybreaker (the tired old man) and CloudStrike (the grabbable twink)

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I doodled this before I figured out SkyBreaker's chassis don't murder me

Skybreaker belongs to my friend, I just helped put him on paper

CloudStrike is mine :3c

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The trine is complete

with

✨ORNATA✨

I'll get to drawing her full ref I'm just lazy

She belongs to the magnificent @queenlybeastly

Art is by me obviously

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Predator 2 is actually so fucking funny if you think about it.

Like, at the end when Danny Glover finally kills the one Yautja they've been tracking for two weeks around the city, and then suddenly like seven of them show up. What were those motherfuckers doing the whole time??? Did Baby-On-His-First-Hunt have like seven parents sitting their asses in the car for WEEKS eating stale chips while they waited for him to hit his quota? Was this kid somebody special to keep so many other Yautja on their asses doing nothing while he climbed skyscrapers? And if so... what did they say when they got back?

"Oh I'm sorry Mr. Yautja-Musk sir, your precious nepo-baby managed to piss off the wrong human and got disemboweled. Nothing we could do, wasn't our business, these things happen on hunts. But since he was your precious nepo-baby we made sure to give the human a really good trophy."

Somebody who's read the books please educate me on this issue because I'm laughing my ass off.

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