queenlizbean
This Barbie is having an Existential Crisis
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✨Emily | Australia | Les-bee-an✨ No affiliation with the ex-parasite in chief. 🦀Please ask me about my animals🇵🇸🇸🇩🇱🇧🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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queenlizbean · 12 minutes ago
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he's like if environmental storytelling was a person....
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queenlizbean · 2 hours ago
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queenlizbean · 3 hours ago
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“australians have no culture” “australia only has dangerous animals and hot weather” “australia doesn’t have anything to be proud of”
WRONG 👎🚫🙅‍♂️❌ COB LOAF DIP
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queenlizbean · 3 hours ago
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52 days ‘til Pickles
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queenlizbean · 4 hours ago
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“do the thing first”
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queenlizbean · 5 hours ago
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queenlizbean · 6 hours ago
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oh yeah. oh yeah. yeah. oh
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queenlizbean · 6 hours ago
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In honor of the 10th anniversary of my favourite mini-serie ever, here's the illustration I did for my Fand-Home serie! You can get prints of it HERE!
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queenlizbean · 7 hours ago
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we’re in real baby hours
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queenlizbean · 8 hours ago
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Salmonella is "a part of life" too, but y'all don't go around forcing others to lick raw chicken. Why have you given up all caution around covid and other airborne diseases?
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queenlizbean · 9 hours ago
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Kelpie @ 19 weeks old (well, 19.5 weeks, it's 3 days late)
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queenlizbean · 9 hours ago
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Mom of the year
The shitpost is based on this
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queenlizbean · 10 hours ago
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“Parasite-in-chief and her idiot hat” is like the 7 most important words a human has ever spoken thank you christopher eccleston
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queenlizbean · 11 hours ago
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I was not ready for the husband's costume
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queenlizbean · 12 hours ago
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She's just trying to pay her student loans
(Source)
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queenlizbean · 13 hours ago
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she has been pickled for her crimes
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queenlizbean · 13 hours ago
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Some unexpected heroes
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