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Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

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𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔨 𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔱! 🎃 happy halloween my friends!

[queenbeaniii]

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

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BOOBS ARE BACK

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My friends and I used to do this thing where we'd dress up on a theme and go do something totally normal.

We dressed up as pirates and went bowling.

We dressed as vikings and went to the grocery store. The security guard told us we had to move our longship because it was illegally parked.

We dressed as Romans and went to Blockbuster. The staff chanted, "toga! Toga! Toga!" at us.

We dressed up all steampunk and went to the museum. Tourists kept taking our picture.

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girl you've been running through my mind all day

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you guys Need to start seeing bugs as animals im not even joking anymore. the second u start seeing them as tiny animals the more your world opens up and the more you accept different types of life Into that world. youll begin accepting that even life you cant understand is still worth living. and itll legitimately make you a better person. fuck

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Taken by the Styx

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isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer

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hmmm

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I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

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my friend showed me this last night and i can’t stop thinking about the way she produced it and was like ‘i’ve been meaning to show you this’

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when u cyberbully me. this is who u hurt

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my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later