I came here to shitpost, and shitpost I will.
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Forced Safe Mode just went live. Go into your account settings to check for the changes.
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“the perfect woman doesn’t exis-”
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what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.
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me waiting for 2018 to surprise me with my soulmate.
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If you wore a vr headset linked to a camera drone that was set to follow you from a few feet behind you could live in third person.
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The uncomfortable, obliging smile of a man who pretends to still be engaged with reality
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valentines day is a meaningless tradition invented by corporations so as to turn the act of love itself into a material commodity that can be bought and sold. this year i will not be participating in
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A lot of crazy awful shit happens on this website and while part of me is glad nothing worse ever came up, sixpencee justifying her family owning a child slave is just so mindbogglingly awful that i routinely have to remind myself it actually happened and wasnt just some bad dream
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The “tolerant” Libtards of the world folks.
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https://instagram.com/p/BTbk4ypARrj/
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