I love how you don’t need to know Spanish to know exactly what he means.
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a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house and i told her, for some fucking reason "damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp" and somehow still got her number so. chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently
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"gwendolyn bouchard your ass NOT qualified for this MANAGERIAL POSITION at the Horrors Inc. get the FUCK out before you repeat Jon Head Archivist Sims' fate you absolute fucking IDIOT" i scream in my sound protected enclosure knowing damn well she (a character from a podcast) cannot hear me
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Uh..my hand slipped, sorry- didn't mean to make it angsty at the end
Anyway, smol twins meet smol twins- a twinsanity, a tetra-twin, a 2+2
Next (kinda??)
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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute
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i was watching my girlfriend screenshare nightcore and we did a beautiful dance. this is what true love looks like
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there's some upsides to these sorts of things
fits in pocket btw
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body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity
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Woop there it is
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BearTrap and Creampuff 💖
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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.
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blood and sinue ^_^
ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.
ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.
ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.
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Got the go ahead to post this! Here's the official reference sheet of the Diamond Cutters 🔷 riders outfits on the IDW Sonic Phantom Riders Arc! The designs are a a joint collaboration between @aaronhamm and I!
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youre in her dms im on wikipedia looking at bronze age tombs
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