ebenholz is such a…character. if you make him your assistant he just tells you he won’t do shit. he forgot his tragic backstory because he got hit in the head really hard. he got his name from looking at a piano for 2 seconds and it was so obvious he immediately got called out. he tells you his headache doesn’t matter then right after uses it as an excuse. he has the voice of a 150+ year old tyrant king in his head and he talks to it like he’s acting the two bagels vine
Okay, sure you love "feminine rage" and "the monstrous femme" but are you normal about Black women in media who are anything other than the sassy supportive best friend?
i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is