quantumcretin
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Black, enby. no focus here, I just rb what I like =]
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quantumcretin · 10 hours ago
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Tubi is the best streaming service because it captures the feeling of a video store, but not a corporate video store like Blockbuster, or even a good indie store, but a rundown video rental place under a overpass weeks away from closing down. You'll find, like, 2001: A Space Odyssey next to a unwatchable copy of a 70s exploitation film and a micro-low-budget indie and a movie called STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE III but you can find no evidence of STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE one or two existing.
This is a real, commercial streaming service and they've uploaded films with the DVD menu visible for the first few seconds bc it's a recording of a DVD copy. What a titan in the landscape of streaming
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quantumcretin · 12 hours ago
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My analysis of Emmrich is that when the team goes out drinking he mostly sits watching them gossip while he drinks fancy wine and the others think he'll just sort of sit and quitely relax until, several glasses in, he opens with "May I say something unkind?" and then proceeds to drop tea so scalding it could boil an ocean
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quantumcretin · 16 hours ago
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Shadowgast wip
Me when the ship has (almost) complementary color schemes
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quantumcretin · 16 hours ago
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the filling in question was chicken
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quantumcretin · 2 days ago
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i really like that this is an option on the amtrak survey for why you took the train
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quantumcretin · 2 days ago
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Every now and then you also need to do a bit of gymnastics...
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quantumcretin · 2 days ago
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One massive, legitimate way to improve as a writer or artist or in any creative endeavor really, is to become absolutely obsessed with something and to allow yourself to be weird about it. Genuinely mean this btw.
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quantumcretin · 2 days ago
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i'm full of love but i also have the hater's curse and once a day i gotta say some bitchy shit or i'll explode
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quantumcretin · 2 days ago
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Me and My Shadow
"Self-Portrait with Death Playing the Fiddle" by Arnold Böcklin, except it's Emmrich...s?
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quantumcretin · 2 days ago
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it's 2024 and i'm playing DA for the first time gods am i weak for the guys trying to kill me the first moment we meet
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quantumcretin · 3 days ago
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On Friendship.
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quantumcretin · 3 days ago
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playing as a mourn watcher rook who's besties with emmrich is so fun cause you're both constantly like "ah necropolis 🥰 spirits 😍 corpses ☺️ necromancy 😜" while all the other team members give you side eye. like. you're just two nevarran nerds vibing together and i love that.
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quantumcretin · 3 days ago
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See Gate No. 6, Acrylic on Panel, 24 X 36 Inches, 2021
Alex Jackson
https://www.instagram.com/alexjacksonartist/
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quantumcretin · 3 days ago
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https://twitter.com/Kbearart/status/1433601390429892621
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thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)
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quantumcretin · 3 days ago
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I hope I'm not just a mutual but a strange creature as well
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quantumcretin · 3 days ago
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quantumcretin · 3 days ago
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fuck baby ur so hot i wanna do the dishes with u and make u hot tea when ur sick
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