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you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it 

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

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watching home alone 2 withmy family and this fucking channel keeps putting medical notes on screen

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please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

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LOU BEGA "Hobbit No 5." Lyrics:

i like frodo, and samwise, and pippin, and merry

and as i continue, you know they feet are hairy

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accidentally fumbled "whodda thunk" and "who'd've guessed" together into the beautiful new "whodda gunk"

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no more situations i've had enough

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babe. I know we’re all going thru a lot rn but I just wanna give u the heads up that sesame streets future is in jeopardy. hbo has chosen not to renew it for new episodes (a series that has been going since 1969) and the residents of 123 Sesame Street no longer have a home :(

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would you hit this

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I promise you guys have no idea where this video is going

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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

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we could create more luigi mangione copycats by putting lead back in paint and gasoline

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cant forgive one of my coworkers because our advisor came into the office and was giving us a very sad speech that he had to make us work more hours and he was very upset about this fact and we all had to be very somber listening to him when to my right this guys computer flashes into sleep mode which happens to reveal this image that i then had to look at and not lose my shit over even a little bit

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