quackingcrow420
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she/they I write because I don't have enough space in my brain for all these silly goofy stories
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What do you mean I have to go to work and do taxes and clean my house?!
NONE OF THAT GIVES ME DOPAMINE!
Just let me curl up in a ball and write tragic stories about boys falling in love and fucking each other within an inch of their lives...
I'M NOT ASKING FOR A LOT.
#ao3#ao3 author#ao3 writer#ao3 fanfic#ao3 writer problems#boys who kiss boys#im just a girl#dont make me adult
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There also needs to be a button for “this is the 5000th time I’ve read your fic because I’m having a horrible day and this is the only thing in the world that always brings me happiness.”
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I posted Chapter 35 of Thinking with my Dick!
Title: Come and Go
Summary: Yuuji, Megumi, and Maki get stoned.
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I don’t care about likes on social media but I'm obsessed AO3 kudos. Whenever I feel lonely I check my stats... there are people in the world who want to be notified when I write? It cheers me up every time!
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me, seeing someone left me a comment: screaming, running around the room in circles, kicking my feet up in the air, jumping up and down, giggling to myself, squealing, wiggling, dancing around...
me, replying to someone's comment: Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)
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The mouse has been...dispatched. No thanks to the above disappointment.
Today I found a MOUSE in my house and I want to cry.
I threw my cat at it.
My cat did not kill it.
I am very distraught.
Please send help.
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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.
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Elon Musk's N*zi Salute at the Trump Inauguration Rally. The US government will attempt to censor this or shift your perception of it.
You Saw, What You Saw.
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Behold! My Son: The Disappointment...
Today I found a MOUSE in my house and I want to cry.
I threw my cat at it.
My cat did not kill it.
I am very distraught.
Please send help.
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Today I found a MOUSE in my house and I want to cry.
I threw my cat at it.
My cat did not kill it.
I am very distraught.
Please send help.
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It was all a fucking sham. Someone here called it: they'd be "down" a shortwhile, then Trump (the same Trump who started the whole idea to ban it in the first place) would "come in and save TT". Watch the only mass social media in the us not property of an American company get bought out anyways, and Trump to go in history not as a censor, but as a "saviour of tik tok"
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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How odd it is to have high self-respect, but low self-worth, because how dare you fucking treat me like shit, but you can bet your ass I'll treat myself like shit.
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Essential Beat Sheet for Writers
ACT ONE: SETUP
1. Opening Image: A snapshot of your story’s world and tone. Who are we following? What’s at stake?
2. Theme Stated: A subtle hint about the story’s deeper meaning or lesson, often posed as a question or challenge.
3. Setup: Introduce your protagonist, their ordinary world, supporting characters, and the status quo. Show us what needs to change.
4. Catalyst: The inciting incident that flips the protagonist’s world upside down. This is the point of no return.
5. Debate: Your protagonist hesitates. Should they step forward into the unknown or retreat? This beat builds anticipation.
ACT TWO: CONFRONTATION
6. Break Into Two: The protagonist makes a decision and steps into a new world (literal or figurative). The adventure begins.
7. B Story: The subplot kicks in—often a relationship or secondary goal that supports the main story’s theme.
8. Fun and Games: The “heart” of the story. Deliver on the premise and explore the stakes through action, conflict, and character growth.
9. Midpoint: A major turning point where everything changes. Stakes are raised. Success feels closer—or failure looms larger.
10. Bad Guys Close In: External and internal pressures mount. Allies falter. Enemies strike. Doubts creep in.
11. All Is Lost: The darkest moment. The protagonist experiences a significant loss or setback.
12. Dark Night of the Soul: A pause for reflection. Your protagonist processes their failure and digs deep to find the courage to move forward.
ACT THREE: RESOLUTION
13. Break Into Three: Armed with new insight or strength, the protagonist takes decisive action to face the story’s central conflict.
14. Finale: The climax. Everything comes to a head in a final showdown or resolution. Your protagonist proves they’ve changed—or failed to.
15. Closing Image: A mirror of the opening image, showing how the world—and your protagonist—has transformed.
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