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You ever watch Hunger Games?

You'll have to watch the entire franchise in a single day, before you is snacks you can eat, and behind you is a working bathroom fee of use.

Billy is on the chair next to you because it's his favorite movie and Amanda has to head to work.

Live or die, your choice just have fun.

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The Dead One

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day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man

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Tw: intense eye contact

Threat :)

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Hello, Mabel Pines hater.

In front of you is the show, which you haven’t actually watched in a while. Don’t lie to me, you haven’t. Your goal is to watch the entire show from beginning to end while keeping the fact that everything Mabel does in the show is from the perspective of a twelve-year-old child, and not come out of it acting like said child is the devil incarnate for acting like a child.

Also you must write an entire essay that points out all the moments in the show where Dipper is just as flawed as she is, moments you were clearly willing to overlook when you were younger because you kinned him or whatever.

Also also your essay cannot include any phrase along the lines of ‘Well Mabel never learned her lesson by the end or gave up anything for Dipper like he had to do for her’, especially if you’re going to either 1) use the words of the SHOW’S MAIN VILLAIN as proof of this claim or 2) ignore the fact that a majority of what Dipper had to 'give up’ was the affection of a living, breathing girl who was never going to date him anyway and whom he still treated like some kind of prize to be won for a while. 

Also also, no mentioning how she 'started the apocalypse’, because again, THE SHOW’S MAIN VILLAIN IS RIGHT THERE.

Fail to bring a nuanced mindset to these twelve-year-old child characters in the year 2023, and I’ll drop you down the Bottomless Pit. Leave this girl alone.

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i dont think ppl realize just how much of an ATROCIOUS wifeguy harvey would be after the farmer marries him. and like god forbid you have kids with him. he is “stick figure family sticker on the back of the minivan” waiting to happen

like /w sdv a lot of the other bachelor/ettes are just kinda like “cool that we’re married now this is a sweet gig” but like harvey is ALL up in yuor business all the time abt how becoming a porch swinging tradwife living on a farm has saved his lonely failcringe doctor life and he loves you so so much and please do not shit to death in the skull caverns and die bc he will die too of a random anime mom illness like some kind of pair bonded albatross

and like how fucking annoying this would be for the residents pelican town too. like /w the town so full of broken ass families harvey and the farmer would absolutely be the pair that everybody goes to bed hoping and praying for messy tearful divorce . they wish harvey would go back to barely interacting with anyone outside of the clinic bc now hes prowling the square like a starving cheetah chasing down anybody in his AOE range to lock them into an unskippable cutscene abt how his kids are so so cute and look at this picture of my husband look at this picture of her look at it now

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Hello tumblr.com user. You cannot post about sexualizing old men for the next twenty minutes or else the saw abo- oh. How did you even type that fast. I didn't even give you a device yet.

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Hello, members of a queer friend group. You are all currently sitting in a friend's living room. There is a bathroom, a kitchen full of food, and anything else you may need, but only if you take them without asking. If you do ask, or you apologize for taking it, a trap door will open under you and you will fall into a wood chipper.

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Hello IDV Ranked Player.

In this game, you are joined by three Gardeners on the survivor team. It does not matter whether you win or lose this game.

What does matter is that for the entire game, from the starting lobby to the end of the match, you are not allowed to make any off-handed comments about the Gardener “being useless” or “being the worst character in the game”. If you do, not only will the Gardeners refuse to help you and deliberately alert the Hunter to you, the ground underneath you will give way and you will be buried six feet under.

Stop being a dick or prepare to be pushing up daisies. Your time starts as soon as you get connected to the match.

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maybe it's okay to hope for something a little more 🌆

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(points) old man

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I love scary mermaids~

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Aaaaa Evil stan!!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE this AU.

You gonna keep the incest stuff? like his whole backstory and everything? Also Fords freaky Bill fetish? That would be so so si so so cool if you did

GET OUT OF HERE. GET OUT OF MY ASKS RIGHT NOW. NO FUCKING WAY GET NOW, GIT. GIT!! I HATE THIS. I HATE THIS PLANET WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. IM NOT GONNA KEEP THAT. ANY OF THAT. LIKE AT ALL GET OFF MY LAWN. THERE WILL BE NO FETISHES NO FUCKING. BROTHER FUCKING. NO NOTHING NONE OF THAT. STOP. PLEASE.