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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

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"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you

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NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

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got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

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nowhere else on the internet can you get content like this

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choose your fav fruit snake

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I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

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how does being punched in the face feel like

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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

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"Inshallah he will OD soon" fucking sent me

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“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”

Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.

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has anyone figured out how much art you need to make to make your mental illness go away

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Abolish Tesla.

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just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big