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Finally some good fucking news

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I fell from heaven, now I’m living like a devil

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meirl

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White people will really be like, 'explain to me why this obviously racist thing is racist' and then when you do they're like, 'ok but you weren't nice enough about it, so now I'm crying and I'm gonna join the kkk'

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will forcing mike and lucas to play dnd with him after getting ignored for two days straight:

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nobody:

girl on a disney channel sitcom: should i wear flare leg lightwash jeans under this sundress? i think i should wear flare leg lightwash jeans under this sundress

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say it LOUDER for the people in the BACK

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# who let him outside

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Billy lifeguarding when the Mind Flayer is possessing him

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Not Here || Sebastian Stan SMUT

 Anonymous said: First of all “Soft” was fucking amazing. 🤯. Can you do more Sebastian smut. Maybe with a more public setting with some risk factor you know?

WARNINGS: unprotected sex, oral (male receiving), spanking, public sex, dirty talk, choking, orgasm denial, language, daddy kink

I got a little carried away – oops.

You wake up with your boyfriend laying on top of you, still asleep. The alarm on your phone is going off, and it’s barely out of reach – you can’t turn off the alarm without pushing Sebastian off you. Deciding that you’ll stay in bed for another few minutes, you let your phone ring. You want to enjoy being in bed with the love of your life. You could lay like this all day if you didn’t have to work.

After a moment, Sebastian groans from above you and shifts, falling to your side, but leaving an arm draped over you. You grab his wrist to move his arm off you, and he reverses it, grabbing your wrist and pulling you on top of him. You giggle as you fall, your bodies colliding. He brings his hand up to cradle your cheek, pulling you in for a kiss, but you dodge it.

“Not with morning breath, Seb,” you chuckle, pulling away from his grasp and crawling out of bed, turning the alarm off on your way to the bathroom.

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that “fbi agent watching me through my webcam” meme was a really weird way for all of us to cope with living in a horrifying capitalist surveillance state 

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Unpopular opinion

America shouldn't be celebrating freedom tomorrow when they are denying people their freedom in concentration camps.

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*clocks into work* I’m shifting into PRIDE MODE

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Lucifer wants me?

Can I request a Lucifer x reader where she visits him in hell and while waiting for him a demon flirts with her so he gets jealous. His jealousy leads to some smut and get tells her not to hold back her moans because he wants everyone to know she’s his. Then after he explains to her he was jealous.

Warnings: Cursing, smut, unprotected sex, daddy kink? (not sure if that should be a warning.?)  (remember don’t be silly wrap your willy!)

Requested: Yes.

Added: Daddy Kink.

If you requested this and do not like the kink please let me know. I will fix it.

For: @crazyqueenofgotham

Sadly you were the chosen one, the chosen one to come down to HELL and talk to Lucifer.

It’s okay though because his men won’t hurt you. Of course you can trust Lucifer. NOT!

You were so scared, and angry you didn’t know which one to show more. You want to be a hard ass, but you also don’t want to get my ass kicked in hell.

You have a guard walking you to his office, there’s really nothing scary at this point.

“Don’t worry Y/n, you won’t see anything bad down here” The guard informed you

“Oh okay” You just said nodding

“I can see why Lucifer chose you” The guard winked

“Excuse me?” You said giving him a mean face.

“Well look at you, hot and sexy”

“Just take me to Lucifer” You said not even knowing what to say to him

“You’re lucky he really wants to see you or I’d have my way with you”

You’re mouth opened wide not even sure what to say, he’s a demon like what am I supposed to say? All of sudden he couldn’t breath was falling to the floor.

Lucifer came out of a door. “We don’t talk to ladies like that” He said choking his guard.

I just watched in awe, not sure what to think but I’m really attracted to Lucifer right now. I think I’ve been in hell to long because I’m attracted to the devil who is killing someone right now.

Lucifer looked at me after that was done “Well, now that is taken care of, we should talk now.” He said giddy like nothing just happened.

Wow I never noticed how hot he is, well his cover or whatever. His hair is so perfect and looks soft, his smile is so perfect, and his body.

What am I saying??

He took me into his office area.

“Sit.” He told me. I did as he said

“Why am I here?” I asked

“Well first I want to apologize for what I did to that guard. I don’t like when they disrespect you.” He said looking at me with lust.

“Oh uh” I stumbled over my own words

“I know this is weird but I find you so attractive, your attitude, your body language, your personality, not mention all your looks”

“Why did you have me come down here?” I asked trying ignore how turned on I was.

“Babe, let me finish.” He said walking towards me, my body got stiff and my mouth got dry I was nervous.

“You know I can feel how nervous you are, I can feel how turned you’re too baby” He said whispering in my ear. I just sat there not budging trying to ignore the fact I wanted him.

He put his hand on my face and slowly turned it to face him. “So beautiful baby” He said kissing me, his hands were soft and so were his lips. I was just melting into him. I finally pulled away and stood up.

“I’m not doing this, you’re the fucking devil”

“You want it” He said

He was so right, I wanted it so bad.

“Better be good at it.” I told him.

He smirked and grabbed me putting me on his desk. He pulled me so I was close to the edge. He slipped off my shorts and panties. I took a deep breath I could feel everything getting more wet and my breath was already getting shaky just thinking about what was about to happen.

He kissed the inside of my thighs teasing me a little bit. I held in my moan. He put his hands underneath my thighs holding my lower body up to him. His tongue danced around my clit, I couldn’t hold in any of my moans at this point. He started to suck on my clit, it felt so great knowing Lucifer was the one doing it. He was so fucking good. I started to buck my hips, he let my hips down and stuck a finger inside me, his tongue still focusing on my clit. He slipped another finger inside and pumped them faster and faster.

“Fuck” I moaned throwing my head back

He stopped what he was doing. “Was that good enough baby?” He asked

“You’re good, so you can fuck me” I smirked at him. He smirked back. He started to unbuckle his belt, I couldn’t help but notice his huge bulge in his pants. He took them off and his boxers.

He was huge, and my face had to say it all because he started to chuckle at me.

“Like what you see?” He asked me with a smirk

I just nodded, I want him so bad.

“Do you want me?” He asked holding his cock.

“Yes, really bad” I said back waiting for him

He sat down on his chair and looked at me

“Ride me” He said his words just melting me

I did as he said. I got up and straddled him. I let out a loud moan, he let out a grunt. I started to bounce up and down slowly until my body adjusted to his huge cock. He took off my shirt and bra and just watched my boobs bounce up and down.

“You’re so fucking hot” He said through his teeth. He started to kiss my chest.

I started to move faster now that I was getting used to everything. This is so hot, I’m riding Lucifer right now. Lucifer himself wants me. The more I thought about the wetter I got and the faster I went

“Ah baby” He said holding my hips so I wouldn’t move. “You’re so tight, I almost came already” He said kissing my neck. “Bend over” He said I bent over the desk putting my leg so he could fuck me easier.

“You’re a pro” He chuckled before he shoved his hard dick inside me.

“Fuck” I yelled he was thrusting so fast I couldn’t even catch my breath. He grabbed my arm and held it to my back.

“You like that?” He asked me in a sexy low voice

“Yes” I barely got out.

“Want me to go harder baby?” He asked

“Oh yes daddy” After I said daddy he was fucking me so hard my body was shaking and I was about to cum.

“I’m gonna cum” I screamed in a shrieky voice.

“Call me daddy”

“Ah fuck I’m cumming daddy” I yelled in the same way.

He was still pounding me but his thrusts were getting sloppier.

“Fuck daddy cum inside me”

After I said that I just heard a loud grunt from him and his thrusts got slower until he stopped.

He had to catch his breath before he could say anything or even move.

After a few seconds he got off me and we both cleaned up and got dressed.

“I wanted you to come down here so you could rule here with me.”

“What?” I asked him

“I want you to be mine, I want you to rule hell with me”

I just stared at him not knowing what to say at all.

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Smutty Daddy Bruce ☺️

“Please don’t stop,” your hand threads through his hair and you roll your hips into his mouth while his lips were wrapped around your clit.

“You taste so fucking good,”

People always thought Bruce to be afraid of having sexual contact but it was pure bullshit. He loves fucking you into oblivion and not once has Hulk interfered.

“I need you,”

Running his hands up and down your thighs, he watches the way your pussy glistened for him, clenching around nothing, begging for him to enter.

Lifting your legs and placing them on his shoulder, he places his hands by your head and goes in deep.

“Daddy, fuck!,” you gasp loudly and stare him in his eyes. You take the glasses off his face and throw them on the bed side table, “You feel so good, Daddy. Don’t stop,”

He gritted his teeth and pounded deep into you, making sure you felt every inch of him.

“Yeah, take daddy just like that!,” his lips attached to your neck and he made sure to litter marks wherever he wanted.

You were a whimpering mess, scratching your nails down his back to hear him groan for you.

“Do that again,” he rasped when you clenched around him. His eyes rolled when you did so again.

He flipped you two over and his hands grabbed onto your breasts, “Ride daddy, baby,”

Your hands were braced against his chest while you bounced your ass up and down, putting your all into riding him. Chasing your orgasm.

“You feel so good in my pussy, Daddy!,” you stared down at him and feel yourself getting ready to cum.

“That’s right. You like daddy in your pussy, claiming it? You gonna cum for me?,”

“Yes yes yes yes!,” you felt tremors run through your body as you came around him, triggering his own orgasm.

He roared your name as he gripped your hips to still you and jut up to empty himself into you.

“You treat me so good” your head fell against his chest.

“Of course I do”

You stirred awake, sheets clinging to your skin in a sweat as you realized you were dreaming again…

If only you had the courage to admit to him how you really felt.